Platonic Client Profiles: MALE

[ImagenAshyun]

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[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Mathias

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Name: PM2

Race: Goblin

Gender: Male

Short description: Bestacled, with slash marks across an eye, which I'm presuming to be false based on its lack of natural movement and unnatural coloring. Fancy looking hair (peroxide bleached?). Seems to be a rather sardonic fellow, prone to dry (attempts?) at humor. Probably dirty mouthed, but he's considerate enough to watch out for younger ears. Very honest otherwise, from what I'm seeing.

History: Born in Kezan in Bilgewater's... drujtown [sic]? What's that? Tenth in his generation named his name (is that a normal custom for goblins?), apparantly with siblings of different genders with the same name. Huh. Child laborer. Was part of a small time gang for a bit, he says, then did various jobs like opening an engineering shop, owned a restaurant before it burned, and so forth. He seems to have recurring failure in business. Joined another gang and was poisoned. Tried working with perfume, failed at that, got more work nonetheless. Was a spectator at the footbomb game when Kezan went 'boom'. Became a galley slave for a bit, stopped since?

Eventually was caught in an Alliance/Horde battle before his ship was sunk. Was released eventually by the Bilgewater's former second-in-command.

Interests and Hobbies: Really likes cooking, saying it's a family trait and even has a book of family recipes that continues to grow. Also goes on adventures, stating he has been to Uldum. Is a part of the Windwaker crew. Also does math and accounting, attempting to make his own theorems (???).

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Gender preference: None

Racial preference: None in any real particular, but would especially like more goblin friends.

Wanted in a friend: Someone who can joke around, he says. Doesn't mind seriousness when it's needed, but he states he doesn't want someone "blank faced and humorless as [butt]". He'd like if they're goblins, given how he seems to be losing goblin friends rather often. Also someone who enjoys cooking so he can exchange recipes.

Unwanted in a friend: Does not want disrespect for goblin culture, constant whining about Gallywix (apparently it's an incessant thing?), allergies to oranges or peanuts, hating on butts, and if undead, too much rot. No talking of kids.

Term: Preferrably long

Additional Notes: Given his rather... arduous background, I highly recommend a companion, if a goblin, who can overlook these flaws. I suggest someone with a personality he can bounce off with, as he seems rather peppy despite his circumstance. Do not, though, pair him with someone who is strictly all about business, or they may focus too much on his background without looking at the present.

[Geoni]

Interviewer: Nilyssae

Profile Type: First Person

Player: SachikoMaeda

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Name: PM3

Race: Sin'dorei

Gender: Male

Short description: He is of a darker complexion than most sin'dorei, is balding, and has a back injury, but he is not old. This is merely from stress that has resulted from the duties of patrolling dangerous roads. He likes to wear a lot of hats and robes.

History: He doesn’t want to tell me all of it, perhaps to save some detail because I complained about my wrist. He was taken care of by a doctor ever since he hurt himself taking a stroll through ruins. Ever since he recovered, he has been helping the good doctor patrol for other unfortunates who happened to injure themselves on remote roads.

Interests and Hobbies: He is interested in culinary experiences and the art of the arcane.

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Gender preference: Either is fine.

Racial preference: None.

Wanted in a friend: Because of the work he has committed himself to doing, he has simple wants in a friend: just somebody who can keep him company on those lonely roads.

Unwanted in a friend: He doesn't want a friend that would mistreat anyone based on their appearance, or is just rude in general. Impolite people, to put it briefly.

Term: Long.

Additional Notes: His career might be changing soon.