Conquest of the Horde

THE ESTABLISHMENT:

• - No, it is NOT underground. I do see people who claim it is, though I have never personally said such. The establishment is wedged into the side of a mountain, with no visible trails up to it. When you arrived to the establishment, it was into a teleporter device planted on the other end of the tunnel you came into the building through. When you entered the tunnel, you entered the warded area.
  
  - The ward that is placed over the entire area prevents any kind of magic that affects your positioning. That means blinking and any kind of teleporting is disturbed, as the area is shadowed magically and, for all intents and purposes, doesn't "exist" on the magical map. If you were to use Google Earth in this setting, there'd simply be a blank spot where the establishment is located.
  
  - The establishment itself wasn't designed with any alternative pathways, as far as anyone knows. The walls are all against mountainside, the windows are purely decorative for the purpose of not driving people mad, and the sky you see through the courtyards -is- the real sky. However, you can see the walls of the mountains expand on the sides. Hence, you rarely ever see the sun.
  
  - The establishment is wedged into a mountain, next to the opening of a nascent volcano. This explains the hot environment, and also why the disease is being spread as it is.
  
  - The bars/fences that cover the courtyards are not destructible by known and available means. This does, however, not mean that they are indestructible. This only means you don't have the means to destroy them at your disposal. What that means is that you'll have to work more for it than simply attempt to destroy them. To clarify, the bars do not react to magic, cannot be harmed by weapons, and emits extreme heat upon touch. It also does not react to EMPs, so it is not powered by electricity, unlike the net.

THE DISEASE:

• - The disease does not react to healing. This is because it is not a disease, in all technicality. The others have been on the right track - Volcanic ashes and dust that were recently released into the air. They are the cause for the respiratory problems. As far as anyone knows, at least. Whether there is something else or not, you wouldn't know that at present.
  
  - The disease only spreads if you come in contact with individuals who were already sick before they started showing signs of the current disease.

These are all the things you could be able to know. Apologies for not mentioning these things earlier.

I have already said too much, but, well. I won't say more than this as it'd potentially ruin or spoil the plot itself. It's not supposed to be obvious.

Clovis's New Missions:

Bring Voragh to justice for two murders and an act of cannibalism. Or kill him when he is alone.

Have Doran humiliated for dishonorable behavior and attacking Faelara.

Protect Endling, Faelara, and Kynara.

Help Gantrithor and others fortify compound.

(04-11-2012, 09:21 AM)mimloopen Wrote: [ -> ]Speaking of which, I need to add one more thing to ensuenas post.

- Piss off Gantrithor as much as possible without getting killed

That's easy, on account Gan is hard to provoke to murder.

(04-11-2012, 10:12 AM)Sol Wrote: [ -> ]Voragh's list:

-Continue aggravating Gantrithor just so you can theatrically beat his ass and humiliate him when you finally provoke him into a fight

Gant's list: Beat Voragh in a duel for the lulz.

Quote:-If everything goes to crap again, kill Ensuena in the confusion. Alternatively, talk Ensuena into having sex with you. One or the other.

WHY NOT BOTH

(04-11-2012, 12:08 PM)ImagenAshyun Wrote: [ -> ]Dr. Dino:
10.) Find more reasons to cane Gantrithor

Impossible.

Gregg's To Do List:

-Conserve what little precious alcohol (and magical alcohol) he has.

-Get revenge on Astus, Jen, and Lucrezia.

-Protect Niamh.

-Fight ninjas with Mokaku to the song "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas.

Elara's plan for the future:

Escape.
"Whatiswrongwithyoupeoplegetyourprioritiesinorder."

(04-11-2012, 02:51 PM)Clovis Wrote: [ -> ]Bring Voragh to justice for two murders and an act of cannibalism. Or kill him when he is alone.

CappnRob Wrote:WHY NOT BOTH

Sarenna's Goals:

Look beautiful, even while coughing up a lung.

Set fire to the rain.

Survive the obvious commotion of the goodies vs the baddies and all the chaotics vs the lawfuls and stuff. Whatever you are, Sarenna doesnt want to die due to your idiocy.

Come to terms with her panic attacks due to stress and sickness.

Lance's plan for the future:

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Voragh's To-Do List: Update (colour-coded based on progress: green means successfully completed, yellow means in progress and red means failed)

-Make nice with Nejj.
-Avoid Maya. Talking to Maya will make you sad. You spoke to her. It made you sad.
-Learn how to wage war with raptor hands. GREAT SUCCESS.
-Don't get sick. The consumption in the camps and the smoking during your time with the Cartel has already messed your airways enough already. You got coughed on. Dumbass
-Don't get crushed by a volcano. When you were a younger warrior, the seeress told you that you couldn't be killed in battle. This is debatable enough as it is, but you cannot fight falling rocks. It hasn't crushed you yet. Wait, does that mean you can -ever- win? Oh, by the forefathers!
-Continue running the Orcish Mafia with Corlmitz, Gorzan and Caravan (because yes, she counts as an orc after you named her your blood-sister while eating Faceless' heart) We runnin' this.
-Continue fortifying a defensive position in the chapel with Corlmitz and co. Tentatively in progress.
-Watch out for cripples with tranqs. If Dino tries to drug you again, tranq him instead. With your fist. Dumbass damn straight better keep clear'a me.
-Continue hitting on Talys. She's kind of hot, and she's a night elf who doesn't mind fel-users, so logically, she won't mind sleeping with orcs, right? Logically? Is she hiding from me? N'aw, she's gonna be drawn to your man musk. She'll come when she wakes.
-Continue aggravating Gantrithor just so you can theatrically beat his ass and humiliate him when you finally provoke him into a fight Ass kicked.
-If everything goes to crap again, kill Ensuena in the confusion. Alternatively, talk Ensuena into having sex with you. One or the other. Everything has not yet gone to crap. May proceed anyway.
-Make sure Astus is legitimately dead. He coughed on you and shall receive no quarter. He's alive. b***h.
-Skin Krona if given the opportunity. Make her into a cloak if possible. (Note: Thragash will hate you even more, and so will her brother) Nope. She still has her skin.
-Avoid being berated and called an honourless whelp by older orcs. (Note: Kaje is unlikely to do this any more. He's said his peace. Watch out for his glaive instead.) They're buying it! Sort of. At least they ain't dissin' you no more.
-Hide behind the defence of 'reconnecting with old Bonechewer traditions' (i.e. eating pieces of Faceless) if anyone calls you a failure who's abandoned tradition Sort of working!
-Keep an eye out for beehives. If all else fails, Lucrezia Slant's cake plan should be an apt way of killing everyone. No. There are no bees.

Dino is not intimidated by you, Backbender.

Grenalin's to-do list:

1. Make sure everybody remains sane
2. Make sure everybody doesn't kill each other
3. Search books for notes on a way to stop the respiratory sickness
4. Do what Dr. Dino says, because he apparently has more experience with this kind of stuff than your basic first aid
5. FIND BREK
6. Make sure Cristovao and Diwaata make it out alive
7. Tell long, boring old-dorf stories as entertainment
8. TUG BREK BY THE EAR FOR WAITING SO LONG TO SHOW
9. Help party escape
10. Escape
11. GET BACK TO -IRONFORGE-.
12. Make sure to check all the credentials on the ship next time you sail for Northrend.

DORF morale bar is at: Appeased
Overall DORF strength is at: Moderate

Quote of the day:

03:55:48 [Clovis]: [Thalassian] Kitchen gopher rioting through the lake with grenades.
03:56:11 Clovis is not good at speaking Thalassian.

There are now fish fetishes hanging over doorways, and many surrounding the altar.

Anyone who dares touch one is immediately KO'd by a murloc.

... Light knows where he came from.

More quotes.

04:18:23 [Kynara]: Just make it so Markus was playing dead.
04:18:30 [Kynara]: Don't kill him T_T
04:18:33 [Grenalin]: ...
04:18:36 [Grenalin]: Haha... Get it...
04:18:38 [Grenalin]: A Forsaken...
04:18:39 [Cristovao]: lol
04:18:40 [Grenalin]: Playing dead...
04:18:44 [Grenalin]: Hehe...
04:18:44 [Cristovao]: its Markus's call
04:18:47 [Markus]: They're really good at it.

I liked the part when everyone freaked out.