Conquest of the Horde

Gantrithor tried to knock out Daze! But couldn't.

Then he talked around, and ultimately got shot in the chest with a sandbag by Lucrezia.

Bitches gonna paaaaay for dat.

(04-09-2012, 07:47 PM)Erynn Wrote: [ -> ]I think my life expectancy will take a nosedive if Doran becomes a guard...xD

Both Gaz and Mokaku are watching out for Faelara's safety. Angry trolls are protective. /nod

"Don't hit unborn whelps! ..They can't fight back!" Best logic to not hit a pregnant woman ever.

Niko was tired of Doran's crying, so he's making Rocky out of him. Expect Doran to become a pro boxer.

Ensuena got punched in the throat by Krest... revenge plans forming!

I am disappointed that Sylineri isn't on the babe tracker.

(04-10-2012, 01:35 AM)mimloopen Wrote: [ -> ]Ensuena got punched in the throat by Krest... revenge plans forming!

And now Krest has use in only one arm. And thus, the next line is appropriate.

Dino does something sneaky with Camillia, Gaz, Diwaata, and (probably) Elara as Talys carries Voragh off. Oh, yes, Diwaata joins the Victims' side.


As for the patient tracker, nothing new except Dino himself is becoming sick (lowered immunity from overwork).


-Faelara: prenatal care

-Thalion: post-resurrection complications

-Elara: possible internal damage due to the beanbag on the torso. Must keep watch in case of symptoms of consumption rise up.

-Gantrithor: repeated head injuries

-Vath: acid thrown on his face

-Arilyn: diagnosed with consumption

Draknir is an Unwilling. Insulting willing guards most of the time.

(04-09-2012, 09:55 PM)Sol Wrote: [ -> ]Reciprocation for Voragh actually probably involves fighting him. I don't know.

...

Oh.

Oh.

Well then. This should be fun.

(04-09-2012, 09:30 AM)Sol Wrote: [ -> ]. . .
Anaiya: Totally wants it in secret
. . .

Yeah, Voragh's main measure of a woman is her ability to kick his ass. It's how he differentiates between wanting to sleep with women and wanting to commit.

. . . heeheehee . . .

Tarania's a victim now.

See, it's (more) funny because she was totally going to call him out again to stop hiding and get in the arena himself next time they ran into each other.

Well, she's still going to, but now I'm just going to be smirking the whole time as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI

...I was inspired:


Can't do what we want 'cause they won't let us free, WE. ARE. THE PRISONERS!

Yar har fiddle de dee,
Being a prisoner is not cool to be!
Can't do what we want 'cause they won't let us free,
WE ARE THE PRISONERS!

You are a prisoner! (YEAH!)

We've got us some rocks (some rocks!),
That lead us to some other rocks
And perhaps a random flower (flower!)
That's useless anyway

We'll despise our guards (our guards)
We'll pray for the day we escape this hellhole
And burst open their skulls,
AND THEN WE'LL SAY HOORAY!

Yar har fiddle de dee!
If you're full of misery,
You are a prisoner!

(HAAAAATE FACELEEEEESS!)

Yar har fiddle de dee,
Being a prisoner is not cool to be!
Can't do what we want 'cause they won't let us free,
WE ARE THE PRISONERS!
Oi, hey, quit doing that!
Can't you see that I'm trying to relax?
No I don't care if you want a rain dance
I am a prisoner!


We're wasting away (away!)
Torture awaits our every choice
We chat, we sing and we snore
And sleep around all day (yay!)
Until something goes wrong
Usually from Doran's spying
Then our plans are screwed
Until we plot again!

Yar har fiddle de dee!
If not where you should be
You aren't a douchebag!

(OOHHHHHH NOOOOO!)

Yar, har, fiddle de dee
Voragh needs to stop touching me,
There are some places I rather would be,
Why am I Kidnapped?

Oh, f**k, we're going to blow up guys,
Wherever we go!

Cages above and cages below,
WE ARE KIDNAPPED!

*sobbing* WE ARE KIDNAPPED!



...don't ask.

I might miss a few days of this event because of an increased school work load. Just a heads up to ya'll.

You have issues, Hawk.