Conquest of the Horde

Quote:-Continue aggravating Gantrithor just so you can theatrically beat his ass and humiliate him when you finally provoke him into a fight Ass kicked.

IT ONLY COUNTS IF YOU PROVOKED HIM VORAGH THE SPAR WAS GAN'S IDEA.

Also, I present to you a summation of the entire day for Cristovao:

>Do nothing for hours
>Get collar removed
>Do more nothing for hours
>Go for walk
>See Markus out of corner of eye
>Wave at him
>GET KNIFE THROWN AT FACE
>Chase him
>Wrestle him
>Get stabbed at by a syringe of fosakencrap
>Chase him more
>Beat him with hammer
>Get acid spilled on hands
>Lose track of him while washing
>Do more nothing
>See Markus making potions
>Try to make amends
>Get acid thrown in face
>Chase Markus for a third time
>Beat him up again
>Accidentally kill him
>Bury him
>Feel bad and mope


THIS IS NOT AN EXAGERATION.

DID YOU FLUSH YOUR FACE WITH WATER AS SOON AS YOU GOT SPLASHED IN THE FACE?

DON'T BE LIKE VATH AND NEGLECT YOURSELF TO THE POINT OF BLINDNESS OR ELSE DINO WILL CANE YOU.


(If Dino had a medical license, he'd lose it in a heartbeat)

Cristo used the Light to treat himself, and a druid helped him too.

So now his face is just blistered and tender

(04-11-2012, 06:12 PM)Xigo Wrote: [ -> ]There are now fish fetishes hanging over doorways, and many surrounding the altar.

Anyone who dares touch one is immediately KO'd by a murloc.

... Light knows where he came from.

Challenge accepted.

this thread satisfies all of my morning entertainment requirements.

(04-11-2012, 06:46 PM)ImagenAshyun Wrote: [ -> ]DID YOU FLUSH YOUR FACE WITH WATER AS SOON AS YOU GOT SPLASHED IN THE FACE?

DON'T BE LIKE VATH AND NEGLECT YOURSELF TO THE POINT OF BLINDNESS OR ELSE DINO WILL CANE YOU.


(If Dino had a medical license, he'd lose it in a heartbeat)

NOT HIS FAULT. HE DOESN'T KNOW MEDICAL STUFF!

(04-11-2012, 11:22 PM)Reigen Wrote: [ -> ]Faceless's body was moved from the alter, stitched together and put into a coffin.

The body of Jen would suffer a similar fate. The head stitched back onto the body, the ribs arranged to fit and the chest stitched back together as well. It too would be in one of the coffins and easy to grab if anyone wanted to res her or if Wuvvumns wanted someone to grab/res the char. Kynara just took care of the messy part for you.

Both bodies, however, are heartless: fitting ends for such cruel, cold and callous women.

That and Voragh just got hungry.

(04-11-2012, 02:01 PM)Rigley Wrote: [ -> ]Kaje fully endorses your vengeance, even if he does not agree with most bonechewer practices.

...WAIT.

-YOU- ARE KAJE?

...I'm going to get roll minuses for beating you aren't I?

Oh snap! I see what you did there!

I'm working out a possible resurrection with Cressy but it's not on top of my list of things to do.

Doran's missions:

Wait for Keyus. He found me!
Keep Keyus from killing anyone
Don't get drunk. What is with this hangover? What did I do? Why do I taste dead?
Make at least one friend. Astus is my friend! Protect him and don't make things awkward.
Find an escape plan.
Get collar off. Oh sweet fel! Good thing I had a healthstone tucked away. Fel withdrawals were starting to get to me.
Don't let anyone find out you're a warlock with a raging fel addiction.
Prove that pants are indeed being worn. If one more person says otherwise....
Provoke usual Keyus mannerisms to confirm his existence isn't a delusion. Get told "no" for no reason, got called a slut for choice in clothing and when asked if changing is a good idea get told "no", forced to hit on Thalion, got embarrassed when Keyus told Thalion to "court his virgin elf", gave him my ponytail and was met with confusion, and he randomly passed out. Yep. That's Keyus alright.

Krest's new missions:

First off, find a way out. Can't stay in there for much longer.

Secondly, find my arm. After I cut it off, it seems to have disappeared. Perhaps Voragh cannibalized it again.

Thirdly, try -not- to kill Astus. Whereas he cost me the arm above, peace is needed.

FIND MORE BOOZE. It helps.

Since this seems to be a thaaaang.

>>>Skyfin's objectives

>Get out. Seriously, priorities people.
>Protect others from rampant spirits. They seem ignorant of the other planes.
>Continue to play stupid.
>Communicate with Winterfin Tribe.
>Get a new bucket.
>Trust no one.
>Seek the impossible.

Niko's to do list:

-Protect Doran
-Sit
-Give Doran a 5 hour lesson about how things were better back in the day
-Be awesome.
-Sit

Since it's all the rage...

Thragash's To-Do List:

- Escape so I can return home to my studmuffin mate.
- Don't get sick. No, really. That stuff looks nasty.
- Subtly mock Voragh and Corlmitz for being the honorless dogs that they are. We may have a truce, but my displeasure must be known!
- Work out more. Your gut's starting to get bigger, you brute.
- Find someone to help with work outs. Who will sit on my back and insult my masculinity while I do push-ups like Rhozak does? (Voragh may do the latter, but not the former, which will just make me want to beat him up. Caravan would probably do the former, but is too light to make much of a difference.)
- Do heavy lifting for the survivors. It's what you're good at, you brute!
- Get over this hangover. Oww...
- Protect Endling.
- Protect Clovis, if only because Endling cares about him for some odd reason.
- Protect Gorzan.
- Convince that one elf to start wearing pants.
- Finish whittling project, as peace-offering to Rhozak upon return.