The Most Attractive Horde Race! (Female)

[Gyran]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Orc women have bodies that you just can't help but find attractive. Well-trained, with no excessive body fat - yet naturally curvy. I'd like to see the man that doesn't find those traits attractive.

Orc women are too muscular. Some muscle is good, but overly muscular women are just nasty.

[Hawk]

Orc: Would proooobably accidentally (or purposefully) crush me. Although quite attractive (to me, anyway), I think wouldn't live very long with her around.
Tauren: Beastial? No thanks.
Goblin: A bit too small for my liking.
Deaders: lolno. I wouldn't want to kiss her then suddenly her jaw falls off.
Blood Elves: I'd get addicted to magic or something. Nebur.

So yeah, I'm a Troll man personally, but it's a close tie with Orcs. The tusks may present an initial problem however. Trolls can't get fat, either!

Also,

Hehehehehehehehe. Glistening Undead! /dies laughing

HATE.

[OfficePearl]

Hey, all three and a half feet of her would be sexy to a Goblin guy. *Sagenods.* Or at least the size of her moneybags.

...I think I just made an unintentional pun. ._.;; /shrinksaway

:P Nice.

and as for her 'money bags', that was my attempt to make some people never look at a goblin the same way again. >.<

[DarthNader26]

Actually, I find that the elves are... how to put it... too pretty? The same reason I don't find Greek statues attractive. They're just so picturesque and obnoxiously flawless I'm repelled by them.

Let's try to do this without saying anything creepy. Here they are in order from most attractive to run away:

Orc: Not bad at all. If I'm pulling from Hordie races, this is closer to the top.
Troll: See above. Tusks are a bit of a turn off, but it doesn't kill it.
Tauren: Eh, not that in to cows. A couple of them can look alright, but the proportions are just too screwy.
Goblin: Would be higher on the list if they didn't look like little green children, and that's creepy.
Undead: Eww, I don't care how human like they are, they're dead. Kill it with fire.
Blelf: Blarg. Take your perfect anatomy somewhere else. Everything about them just screams "sexually-repressed nerds" to me (no offense to anyone who plays Blelf)

[Tyr]

I couldn't have said it better myself. Orc women have bodies that you just can't help but find attractive. Well-trained, with no excessive body fat - yet naturally curvy. I'd like to see the man that doesn't find those traits attractive.

Orc women are too muscular. Some muscle is good, but overly muscular women are just nasty.

Smack my axe and call me Hellscream! We've got a coward within our ranks!

Hehe, jokes aside, that's your opinion and I respect it. My opinion is that, while agreeing to the fact that too muscular really is 'too muscular', I don't think Orc women are just that. They're quite muscular, sure, but nothing I would consider gross or excessive. (I am biased though, seeing as I'm an Orc fanatic.)

There are variations in all races though; Orcs being no exception. When we come to the Orc women that for some reason are prone to a lot more muscle mass for one reason or another, that's where I can agree with you. (However, turning that around - when an Orc woman has less muscle mass than the ordinary Orc woman, I'd likely not think they were as attractive as their sisters.)

EDIT: My morning spelling sucks.

[Raven776]

Every race has their beautiful and attractive part. I've seen pictures of tauren female that aren't bad looking, even if they're nothing like what they look like in game >>.

Orc: *Two thumbs up* What's wrong with a strong woman? Dress em up nice and make sure they've got that angry look and they're very attractive.
Troll: *Thumbs up* Even the angry faces look good so long as the clothes go to match.
Blood Elf: *Shrug* As stated before. They're almost -too- pretty. You see a blood elf and you can only imagine they've stood in front of a mirror for 40 minutes that morning. Too pretty, male and female.
Goblin: I haven't seen the cata gobby girls, but the ones around BB have chins that point out in very odd angles. Thumbs up pending.
Tauren:In game? No. Out of game? Anything can be cute and attractive if it's sold right.
Undead: *One thumbs down, one thumb up. Whut?* They can be very pretty, but the nature of their curse (AKA cold and unfeeling) rubs off on their physical attributes.

Anything and anyone can be pretty.

[OfficePearl]

Oddly, the orc picture is difficult, it's different from the other ones though, it's a full body pic.

i haven't even started on the troll. Gah this is hard >.<!

[Miah]

Shouldnt really have an opinion on this :P

But I say all of them can be attractive if your thinking of the actual race and not the in game character models which are usually a little bleh.

Tauren: Can be a weird Ironic kind of cute, that kind of "too tall for their own body" effect I think could be cute.
Orc: If you were a little bit mad im sure you could have the hots for them, but I find it hard to consider them in any way "beautifull"
Troll: Take tauren description + orc description and smash them together.
Blood elf: Probably the most steriotypically good looking but I tend to imagine them all as being a bit up themselves and arrogant.

From fanart, its possible for them all to be, though to be honest, undead gal...Im sure it would be one of those "beautifull from a distance" Kinda things, funky rotten flesh would always tend to repell you, but im sure you could learn to appreciate the kinda tragic beauty one MAY have. You just wouldnt wanna go near.

Ps, Only pretty orc Ive ever seen In fanart in this pic. :O

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[HelveteSong]

Hehehehehehehehe. Glistening Undead! /dies laughing

...WHY. Why would you bring this up!? It scars, man. It freakin' scars.

Tauren: Have tails, so I'll politely decline.
Orc: A bit musclely, but I could live with it.
Troll: A bit tall, but again, I can live with it.
Forsaken: ...The glistening... /wrist
Blood Elf: Beautiful, but will get me addicted to fel. Mmm, worth it? Depends.

[Arrillion]

Why would the big, beastly, raiding hordies suddenly have the need to be attractive? Except for they Blood Elves, they aren't and that's why I love them.

[Harmonic]

Belves, Yes, Orcs, Yes, and Trolls, Yes. And yes, to Goblins.

Kiffles, you forgot to mention coin purses too!


Tauren, no. DEFINATELY not Forsaken. I don't feel like getting some sort of infection, thank you.

[Roxas65]

It's either undead or Blood Elves. Sure, Undead are dead and stuff but look at them

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That's pretty darn awesome. But then again Elves are VERY pretty

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In the end my common sense tells me I should pick Blood Elves, so I'm guessing Blood Elves is the answer for me.

I also feel that many of you misunderstand the question. You're asked which race is more attractive. Not the one you'd rather be with or have sexual relations with. Which kinda rules out getting something from any of the races. Like infections from Forsaken, Fel'related, which I lol'd at, from BElves and bad breath from trolls.

[Kiffles]

Proof for trolls and goblins of...both races, really = Aureath on DA.

Because.

Damn it.

They can be drawn awesome and attractive.

[Vagabond]

Orcs: According to the description of orcs in the WoWRPG..Hellz noe... Even if someone draws them 'attractive' doesn't mean they are the real orcs blizzard made them to be. Cool points = 4/5, attractive points = 0/5

Trolls: Same as above. Cool points = 5/5, attractive points = 3/5

Tauren: They have horns, they are covered in hair, they gots three fingers and hooves...Uhm..They look like something I would hit with a mallet at the base of the skull then cook for dinner. cool points = 2/5, att pts 3/5

Undead: Most cases the rotting..nasty..maggot infested, disease ridden corpses would revolt me..but there are exceptions: dks (can be intact and not moldy), and wraiths/ghosts/banshee. cool pts=1/5, att pts=4/5 (if fitting within my exceptions)

Blood elf: Obviously the most attractive. A farstrider would simply make it perfect because of the personality factor (Not all uppity and self obsessed as their magic using city dwelling kin). Cool pts=3/5, att pts=5/5

Goblin: My theory on their origin= gnome made babies with his minion imp and viola, goblins were born....cool pts=0/5, att pts=1/5

[Xigo]

Well from my point of view, I'd have to go with Blood Elf. If only because they're the ones that look most like humans.

Trolls, Ugh, f**k that. Hate tusks.

Orcs, they'd rip me in two, and most of them don't have cutefase. If they had cutefase, sure. But...most likely no.

Undead, Nooooooo. Well I mean, if they're not totally rotting, maybe. But in most cases, deformations or missing chunks of skin is a major turn off. I know, weird, right?

Goblins, That...rediculously fat bottom lip. No.

Tauren, I love Tauren. But they're not that hot from my POV.