Your character as a WoW boss

[Krilari]

Hello there everyone! Today I have a rather interesting practice today that will help give a perspective into a character's personality a bit. A long, long time ago in the times of pre-BC a thread was started on feathermoon forums that invited everyone to turn their character into a warcraft 3 unit.

The practice was to take whatever character you RPed on and to make quotes that a Warcraft unit would say (creation, orders to move, random funny quotes when clicked on, ect...). Now here's the practice I have for you that's only slightly different. Your challenge, if you choose to accept it, is to turn any of your CotH toons into a world of Warcraft boss monster! For those wondering, this practice helps give a look at what your character would say in a stressed combat situation, and perhaps what they might reveal in their final moments.

Generally bosses have a number of quotes for different things, here I will give an example using Duron Bloodaxe, my Orc.


When clicked on:

"Throm'ka."
"I am Bloodaxe of the Warsong."

Aggro:

"Lok'tar Ogar!"
"For the Horde! For the Vanguard!"

When killing a player:

"Pathetic..."
"What was an honorable warrior."
"Ancestors be praised!"

Phase 2:

"Gah! Enough playing around!"

Enrage:

"The blood of my ancestors flows through me!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Aka'magosh, warriors."
"And you dared to test my strength?"

Death:

"Lirshar...I..."
"It is up to you, Kita."
"Koris, father, is that you?

[Miah]

I sadly never got to play the warcraft game pre-wow, but I've played the kinda games and kinda get whatcha mean, though Ill try your example as a template

Bailey
When clicked on:

"Hm?."
"Was kinda busy here, what'dya want?."

Aggro:

"Im gonna kick some As-Ack, Don't hit me!"
"Psh, simple enough."

When killing a player:

"You lost to a Lil' gal gnome, that's gotta be embarrasing.."
"Whoops...If anyone ask's, That wasnt me"
"*innocent whistling*"

Phase 2:

"Sheesh you just don't die!"

Enrage:

"Kay now im pissed!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Someone get a mop!."
"See this is why you shouldn't judge on looks"

Death:

"Soulstone, soulstone, where is that...that...ugh..."
"Hope your happy, you beat up a 2 foot gal..."
"Ow...this hurt's...did I do this to people...?"

[Ben]

Bolgron 'tehbowse' Copperpocket [Level 80 humanoid Hunter]

Clicked on:
"Want me to put a cap in your ass?"
"See this bear, lose your face."

Aggro:
"C'mon Polaris, playtime!"
"I got that boom, boom, pow, but you reject my style."
"That hurt! Want an axe to the neck, fool!"

Upon player death:
"Bye, bye, birdy."
"Damn, no meat on this one."
"Yeh've got red on you."

Phase 2:
"Yeh killed Polaris! Yeh're gonna be a bloody pulp on th' floor."

Phase 3:
"You'd learn this stuff if yeh'd been a pirate, lad."

Enrage:
"Like explosions? Here's a couple fo' free!"

Upon wiping a group:
Phase 1: "Polaris, I got yer dinner!"
Phase 2: "Should've run. Stupid, stupid, warriors."

Death:
"I...I can get up. Pirates never lose."
"You aint seen...nothing...yet."
"Polaris! You're back...?"

[N.B: Polaris is Bolgron's bear.]

Polaris: [Level 78 bear]

Clicked on:
"Grr."

Aggro:
"Graaahr!!"
"GRRRRGH!"

Upon Player Death:
<Polaris rears onto her hind legs in triumph>

Upon wipe:
<Polaris devours <player>'s corpse.>

Death:
<The Great Bear falls to the floor with a great thud. Lifeless.>

[Lynoa06]

Arylon Bradford
(Level 80 Humanoid)


When clicked on:

"Sup?"
"I'm a real knight, ya' know?"

Aggro:

"For great justice, ya' know?"
"You heretics shall die!"

When killing a player:

"I have shattered your delusions of grandeur."
"Taught you life, ya' know?"
"You dare defy the Might of the Holy Flame?"

Phase 2:

"Enough babbling, ya' know?"

Enrage:

"Now I'm mighty enraged, ya' know? Taste my steel, ya' know?"

Upon wiping a group:

"Pathetic heretics, ya' know?"
"Next step, the Cathedral of Holy Light!"

Death:

"Hebry...it looks like I can finally stop running..."
"When the Shadows take over..ya' know?"
"Light bless you...and keep you forever."

[aroes]

"Baron" Aroes Blackstone (Level 80 mage)

When clicked on:

"Ah, challengers....I will not hold back."
"You face the might of the Kirin Tor!"

Aggro:

"You have chosen to continue on...the blood is not on my hands."
"What a waste of time."

When killing a player:

"Another scattered to the winds of magic!"
"Another trophy for me...."

Phase 2:

"I applaud the effort, you all are stronger than I expected."

Enrage:

"Limits?! Limits?! There are no such things for me!"

Upon wiping a group:

"A tiring battle....*wheeze*...You shall be buried with honors."
"Not even close."

Death:

"My body is shattered...where is my magic...why did it leave me?"
"Aticus....forgive me..."

[Guest]

Erynn

When clicked on: (Friendly)

"Heya, nice to meet you."
"I'm Erynn, wanna duel?"

Aggro:

"I don't need my weapons for you!"
"I won't go easy!"
"Give it your ALL!"
"I hope Mason see's this."

When killing a player:

"Told ya I didn't need a weapon."
"Not worth my time."
"Aww, already?"

Phase 2:

"Fine, I'll use my weapons now!"

Enrage:

"I'm going all out on you!"
"Now I'll show you the wrath of a pissed death knight!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Should have come prepared."
"I suppose you need more practice."
"Did you see that Mason? Didn't need your help at all."

Death:

"No...not..like...this..."
"I'm sorry Mason..."
"Now I die like I was supposed to..."

[vovve7]

"I'VE FOUGHT MUD CRAB- KOBOLDS TOUGHER THAN YOU!"

Ilu for that.


Now, onto my crappy thingy! 8D

Hal Howells, the Scarlet Crusade nub.

When clicked on:

"...Yes?"
"Can I help you?"

Aggro:

"For the crusade!"
"By the light, be cleansed!"

When killing a player:

"...Rest in peace."
"May your spirit find rest."
"You have been purged."

Phase 2:

"It is time... For your demise..."

Enrage:

"Feel the wrath of the light!"

Upon wiping a group:

"The curse has been lifted. You are free now."
"..."

Death:

"You will never... Defeat... Us..."
"Light... Watch over me..."
"My brothers... I have failed you..."

[Vind101]

Iscaro Laveas (Lvl 80 warrior)

When clicked on:
"Hmm?"
"You got something to say?"

Aggro:
"Well I guess it's time!"
"Haha you think you can take me?!"

When killing a player:
"Who's next?!"
"Knew he couldn't take me."

Phase 2:
"Is that all you got lets keep going!"

"It's time."

Enrage:
"You want some of this?!"
"You picked a fight with the wrong man!"

Upon wiping a group:
"Psh... I knew they couldn't take me."
"Anymore challengers?"

Death:
"Well this lifestyle was bound to kill me..."
"Yo... you were better than me..."
"Guess it's time for me..."

[ruwendje44]

Mistal'aerix

When clicked on:

"What is it?"
"Any valuable information?"

Aggro:

"This looks interesting..."
"Careful now" (Snickers)

When killing a player:

"... Filthy scum"
"Shadow defeats all!"
"May the shadow be gentle on your soul"

Phase 2:

"Now it is time to show you the real power of Shadow!"

Enrage:

"Now feel my fury!"

Upon wiping a group:

"A lot of Soulstones to collect..." (chuckle)

Death:

"This. Is. Impossible..."
"H-How could I have-..."
"My journey has ended here..."

[Rigley]

Garin Elfcleaver

Spoiler:

When clicked on:

"Lok'tar, warrior. Have you come to aid the Hellforged?"
"Garin Elfcleaver, Hellforged Honorguard. What is it you need?"

Aggro:

"My men will not die while I stay idle."
"Blood and thunder! Come for me!"

When killing a player:

"Crushed by the might of the Horde!"
"Another Alliance dog down!"
"You are relieved of your duties, soldier!"

Phase 2:

"I don't need this armor. I don't need this axe! I will crush your bones with my bare hands!"

Enrage:

"You can only withstand so long!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Behold the glory of the Horde!"
"Honor to the Alliance. Victory to the Horde!"

Death:

"Let the flames take me..."
"I join my sons."
"Well fought..."

Rodile

Spoiler:

When clicked on:

"Myes."
"Welcome to the Royal Apothecary Society. Myes. State your business."

Aggro:

"Myes!"
"Begin the operation. I'm afraid the chance for survival is minimal, Myes."

When killing a player:

"See you on the dissection table."
"Myes. Fuel to the flame..."
"You may feel a sting. Myes...""

Phase 2:

"The operation is becoming terminal."

Enrage:

"Myes. We're running a bit late on time..."

Upon wiping a group:

"Myes. There goes the pulse. . ."
"The operation was a success!"

Death:

"There is still work... to be done."
"I can see clearly..."
"My... apologies..."

[Uthaniel]

Uthaniel

When clicked on:
"Bal'a dash."
"Yes?"

Aggro:
"Are you -serious?-"
"Think again. Dying here will do you no good."

When killing a player:
Uthaniel sighs. "You fool."
"Well now that plan of yours sure worked well."

Phase 2:
"This is only the start of it."
"Can I stop playing now?"

Enrage:
"Alright. Now I'm mad!"
"Listen well. You're about to lose your ears."

Upon wiping a group:
"Everyone's time eventually runs out."
"Now that was... interesting."

Death:
"S-so... it's my t-time..."
"N-not... like this?"
"B-brother..."

[JackofBlades]

Leon

When clicked on:

"Hah you missed me...oh wait that's blood."
"Where can I get one of those?."

Aggro:

"I cast flare!....What do you mean I can't?"
"For the Horde!....Why are you all looking at me like that?"

When killing a player:

"Tag...you're it."
"I'll see you in the next raid!"
"I didn't kill him...he walked into my axe."

Phase 2:

"I cast flare!...Still can't?...Worth a shot."

Enrage:

"I SUMMON DAVE IN ATTACK MODE!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Ok...now I think I should close my fortress door."
"Bad Healer? Don't worry, I'll wait."

Death:
"HAH you missed...wait that's your axe."
"I'll see you...when blizzard runs out of ideas."

[MadFerret]

When clicked on:

"Yo."
"What do you want?"

Aggro:

"BRING IT, UGLY!"
"I'll break your face!"
"GET SOME!!"

When killing a player:

"And now you're dead AND ugly."
"BOO-YA!."

Phase 2:

"Damn it! I'm gonna rip off your face, and shove it up your- (Devilsaur Roar). GET 'EM, BOY!"

Enrage:

"Okay...I'm pissed.......EVERYONE DIES!"
"BANG BANG, BABY! IT'S OVA'!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Hey Graaaak! Look what I did!"
"See, I'm just that awesome."

Death:

"I think...I'm gonna lay down for a bit.."
"Gah!...My...face!."
"You're...still ugly..."

BONUS:
(After killing Old Shuck) "Damn wolf...always picks the worst times for a nap..."
(After killing Apples) "YOU KILLED MAH PIG!"

[McKnighter]

Lets do my emo... Redis Taylor!




When clicked on:

"What do you want?"

"The Echo is coming."

Aggro:

"Fools! Burn!"
"More corpses for my research..."

When killing a player:

"What a waste of effort."
"You are not perfection."

Phase 2:

"Pain, is a weakness... Prepare to be tested!"

Enrage:

"Death will be the second worst event that occurs in your life!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Pitiful."
"There is no place for you in the future."

Death:

"Anna... Be safe."
"Goodbye, sister."
"I shall see you soon, Berenice."

[Spiky]

Urzhad Stormcrag

Spoiler:

When clicked:
1: Woof!.. Erh.. I mean, Hail traveler.
2: Don't expect a moo.
3: I said no, didn't I?
4: Eat more pork!
5: I will never.. serve yo- oh wait, wrong dialouge..


Aggro:
1:The winds are certainly not in your favor today, little ones!
2:I'll show you that lightning can strike the same place MORE than twice!!
3:By fire be burned!.. yeah, that other sentence is copyrighted.

When Hexing a player:
1:Rippit you little frog!
2:Take the shape of the plague you are!

When Killing a player:
1:Lightning is hotter than the sun.. did you honestly expect to survive?
2:The rage of the spirits cannot be stopped!
3:The earthmother will be waiting to recieve you, peace, young one.

Phase 2:
1: it seems I'll need more than this to stop you! *party / raid is rooted in place by totem* Storm come to my aid, I have need for your swift and smoldering bolts of untamed fury! *raid is thunderstormed away and must reface him, aggro is reset*

Upon wiping a group:
1:The Earthmother watch over you.
2:Your time was over, little ones, rest now.
3:Your place is no longer among us.. go, go to your ancestors.

Death:
1:At last.. I join you.. ancestors preserve me...
2:My spirit.. lives on..
3:You.. have weathered the storm..