02-07-2011, 11:54 AM
Right, I have like less than five minutes to type this up, so please bear with me for all syntax errors and rhetorical smudges. My computer appears to have crashed and corrupted, though I may get it returned to its former glory in due time, I did set up an old 2001 model in its stead.
That would be all fine and dandy but for the fact that shortly after this travesty a scuffle with the guardians resulted in the vehement cancellation of my Internet service. I'm not sure many of you honestly care about me, but I'm sure at least one person may question the absence of one Tavren Black and thusly will benefit from this effort.
The end of my lunch period draws near.
Regardless, after nearly being slain by a vengeful adventurer for the umpteenth time, Mister Black has realized that he is stupidly rich and powerful. He will be retiring to a life of luxury behind the scenes while Mathias will presumably take over his field operations for him. He will be enjoying the finest foods, regularly draining slaves of their life force until naught but empty husks remain, having sex on average thrice a day, and pursuing his studies in depth.
Blah. The bell rings. Good day, CotH, 'til we meet again.
That would be all fine and dandy but for the fact that shortly after this travesty a scuffle with the guardians resulted in the vehement cancellation of my Internet service. I'm not sure many of you honestly care about me, but I'm sure at least one person may question the absence of one Tavren Black and thusly will benefit from this effort.
The end of my lunch period draws near.
Regardless, after nearly being slain by a vengeful adventurer for the umpteenth time, Mister Black has realized that he is stupidly rich and powerful. He will be retiring to a life of luxury behind the scenes while Mathias will presumably take over his field operations for him. He will be enjoying the finest foods, regularly draining slaves of their life force until naught but empty husks remain, having sex on average thrice a day, and pursuing his studies in depth.
Blah. The bell rings. Good day, CotH, 'til we meet again.