To Whom It May Concern

[LostStranger]

Right, I have like less than five minutes to type this up, so please bear with me for all syntax errors and rhetorical smudges. My computer appears to have crashed and corrupted, though I may get it returned to its former glory in due time, I did set up an old 2001 model in its stead.

That would be all fine and dandy but for the fact that shortly after this travesty a scuffle with the guardians resulted in the vehement cancellation of my Internet service. I'm not sure many of you honestly care about me, but I'm sure at least one person may question the absence of one Tavren Black and thusly will benefit from this effort.

The end of my lunch period draws near.

Regardless, after nearly being slain by a vengeful adventurer for the umpteenth time, Mister Black has realized that he is stupidly rich and powerful. He will be retiring to a life of luxury behind the scenes while Mathias will presumably take over his field operations for him. He will be enjoying the finest foods, regularly draining slaves of their life force until naught but empty husks remain, having sex on average thrice a day, and pursuing his studies in depth.

Blah. The bell rings. Good day, CotH, 'til we meet again.

[Krilari]

Best of luck to you Lost, I hope to see you again soon.Till then Mathias shall continue causing general confusion by playing with his illusions and such.

*Tips Hat*

[FlyingSquirrel]

I'd try to post up such a response, yet it would fail vehemently (Not sure I used that correctly). Regardless, good day.

*steals Mathias' monocle and tips it, somehow*

[Nostra]

Best of luck with your studies, and getting back in game!

[MrBubbles]

Catch you on the flip side, home skillet.


And remember, don't be a Stranger.

[aroes]

I miss you already Lost

[Cressy]

:C

Bye, Lost-nub-stranger.

[Thoradin]

See you 'round Lost! Hopefully you can get everything fixed and such!

[ChampionMouse]

I knew I shouldn't have gone away. This makes me a sad panda. :<

[Xigo]

...

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Spoiler:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgI2ZQVyrBo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_5LnKVfS5M[/youtube]

AND WHAT OF PROCYON!?!??!

I need to know what happens to my acolytes!!!

If I receive no response, I will assume he's off training.

[LostStranger]

Spoiler:

I'll be back by the ides of March, blokes and girls.

[DiesUltime]

Catch you on the flip side, home skillet.


And remember, don't be a Stranger.

*Facepalm*


Regardless, take it easy man.

Remember, you are still Lost without us, instead of us being lost without you!

Oh good grief, I'm no better than Bubbles!

[Aphetoros]

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SCALLYWAG. YOU DIRTY NOOB.

I'll miss you, archnemesis