WANTED: DK Quest Guide

[Kretol]

So, as most folks who have gone through the DK intro quests know, it can be... quite buggy at times. What I would like is if someone could create a guide for the quests, focusing on what parts are really buggy and what you have done to complete them. Also please include any notes about whether something takes really long to acquire, or something similar.
Images are a plus!

This should help those making a DK in the future that may not have experienced the bugginess yet and aren't sure how to complete the questline.

Thank you, for any who wish to undertake this endeavor!

[Jurkey]

... Making them able to skip all that would be a neat function. ^^

[Delta]

I'll do it!

I literally do that line for fun, and I know it like the back of my hand.