Client Profile Archives 2012-2013

[Caravan]

Interviewer: Noria Duskbinder

Profile Type: Third Person, interviewed with/sent by Noria Duskbinder, Caretaker

Player of Intended Client: McKnighter

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Name: MsMF7

Race: Sin'dorei

Gender: Male

Short description: A short little elf with black hair. A bit frail and wimpy, but he's a cutie. Don't rough him up too much! He's intelligent but his shyness and submissive personality often makes him seem like a babbling idiot. He means well, he just can't deal with strangers. Him having to be half nude andsecretlyenjoyedit at several TLE events did not help.

History: A poor little elf that has had an average life, his parents sent him to be a student under an arcane researcher and medical doctor. As it occupies most of his time, he has worked hard and may make something of himself. Or not. We'll see.

Interests and Hobbies: He does like to read and study, but frankly that's all I've seen him do. I think he likes to draw. Oh, and he must love dreaming, all he does is take naps during any break he is given. Thisiswhyhewillneverbesuccessful

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Gender preference: Male for sure, I've seen him oogle those muscle types. Not sure about women, maybe an amazon or a shield maiden might catch his attention.

Racial preference: Not quite sure here either, no restrictions.

Wanted in a partner: Strong, loyal, and affectionate. Someone that will keep him fed and watered. Be gentle!

Unwanted in a partner: Another painfully shy or blunt person. Both will end up in a bad date for him and myself having to give an extra therapy session.

Term: As long as he's happy(and not moping around the manor).

Additional Notes: Don't match me up with him, that would be awkward. And I still have yet to have another match found for me. Thisismildlydepressingbutexpected

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Tibalan

Profile Type: First Person

Player: JTJP770

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Name: MsF20

Race: Draenei

Gender: Male

Short description: Kind, gentle. Gambling problem. Kluts. Is that spell right?

History: Second oldest family. Has older sister Halana (spell right?). Separated from Kapre and Diwaata. Mother and Father died. Wandered for a long time once on Azeroth. Odd jobs, gambled, she did shamanism.

Interests and Hobbies: Travelling, playing cards, trying new foods, spoiling Aria with gifts getting toys, and art. Picks flowers but knows druids don't like that.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Anyone who isn't a goblin or undead.

Wanted in a partner: Sweet. caring, affectionate. A bit stern. Makes decisions. A leader.

Unwanted in a partner: Dead people. Goblins. They scare him. Mean people. Being used because he is exotic. Impatient.

Term: Either

Additional Notes: Boss's brother. Wants to meet Kantado soon. Need consulting.
              Kapre's Notes: Tibalan, you should have let me take the profile. Never mind. I'll consult him myself.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Jof'waz

Profile Type: First Person

Player: ImagenAshyun

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Name: MsF21

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Short description: A priest of the Light in Stormwind (I think). Long black hair, no facial hair, cute in a strange way.

History: A shut-in. Probably no experience. Lived in the Cathedral his whole life.

Interests and Hobbies: Walk. Take in smells and textures. Listen.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Human

Wanted in a partner: Doesn't mind his condition. Doesn't mind that he's “weird” (his own words). Someone who is willing to explore and satisfy his curiosity.

Unwanted in a partner: Someone who'll ridicule him, or be harsh, or try to coddle/baby him. He's blind, not helpless. Let a man be a man! Also, don't be a dick, don't take advantage of him.

Term: Long.

Additional Notes: He's blind and he's boring. No hope.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Sent directly to the TLE Mailbox

Profile Type: Third Person, sent by "an undisclosed relative"

Player of Intended Client: Mathias

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Name: MsF22

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Short description: Scars all over his face, but I think women would find that attractive. Experienced soldier of the Alliance, has the build to prove it. Well-trimmed facial hair. Black hair, green eyes, I think. Very worn armor, but a nice shield. I almost always see him in his tabard, which bears the Lion of Stormwind.

History: Um, I could be off. Stormwind born and raised, served in the Wars. I cannot tell much further than that, honestly.

Interests and Hobbies: Marrying younger people off. Seriously. Why isn't he working for you? Hire him, he'd make a good profilier.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Humans only.

Wanted in a partner: How does the phrase go? "Tits to bury your face in"? I don't think he's too old, he can probably afford to have more children too. Someone young enough to bear children still, then.

Unwanted in a partner: Traitors to the Alliance and non-humans.

Term: Marriage.

Kapre's Notes: This profile felt a bit suspicious. Then I read the letter that was enclosed with it. It all makes sense now. I know human paladins are prone to vindictiveness but good grief.

Oh, by the way, withdraw MsF19.