Client Profile Archives 2013-2014

[ImagenAshyun]

Willelm's Note: Reopened.

Willelm's Note: Withdrawn due to pairing himself with FsM4. I give this couple maybe two weeks at most.

Kapre's Note: The relationship with FsM4 has ended after less than a week. MsF4 wishes to have his profile "burned", in his own words. The profile's withdrawal will be made permanent but kept for the sake of archival.

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Saetik

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Name: MsF4

Race: Blood Elf

Gender: Male

Short description: Red haired fellow. Views himself as optimistic, friendly, and rather defensive for the well-being of friends.

History: Has moved from one location to another, looking for a decent job to support himself. Participated in a tournament and won, though the prize was used to donate money earned to a charitable organization. Currently works in the Argent Crusade. Won't give me anymore history.

Interests and Hobbies: Has a full understanding of herbalism and engineering. Considers himself combat proficient, with skills in the knife and sword. Also a toymaker. Huge fan of chocolate.

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Gender preference: Females only.

Racial preference: Any race but the undead.

Wanted in a partner: Wants someone seeking for a great time. Has to be kind, sweet, and smart.

Unwanted in a partner: Undead. And killers. Um, yeah.

Term: Long preferably, but is fine with either.

Willelm's Notes: Kapre, I said no other ra- oh, forget it.

[Mathias]

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Laucian

Open to NPC dates?: Yes

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Name: FsMF5

Race: Goblin

Gender: Female

Short description: A cutie. Got red or brunette hair (I had goggles on) and wears an Argent Crusade tabard. Wears a lot of white actually. Favorite color?

History: Successful entrepreneur (?) that climbed to success with her own blood, sweat, and tears out of the bowels of the Undermine. Became wealthy due to her hard work (I’m in love). Led a small cartel, got a bunch of skills, and graced Crusade with her abilities.

Interests and Hobbies: From lowly skills like chimney sweeping, to hobbies like demonology (that means she can summon a succubus, right?). She also tinkers and used to fight in arenas. Works the farms for the Crusade now.

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Gender preference: I guess both.

Racial preference: Anything without hooves and nothing dead/rotting.

Wanted in a partner: Intelligent, okay with demonology, accepts all races, not all that serious, doesn’t take everything serious, has initiative and determination.

Unwanted in a partner: Bilgewater or Venture Company goblins. Period. Unless they are Boss Mida. Religious zealots, someone that tries to convert people to their faith, members of uncivilized or backwards civilizations.

Term: Both.

Additional Notes: The goblin I referred to earlier. Shame she is getting a profile, or I would try my Jof’waz charm on her. Should be happy I be such a good employee, Willelm. Also says she can pay for most things. Where were these women when I wasn’t having those butt problems?

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Profile Type: Third Person, interviewed with/sent by Sazaie, friend

Player of Intended Client: FlyingSquirrel

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Name: MsF5

Race: Night Elf Highborne

Gender: Male

Short description: Shorter than the average elf, dresses sharp (pointy edges? Razors for collars?), skinny, black hair, shaved beard.

History: Highborne that fought for Azshara (history lesson for Jof’waz! Didn’t know Azshara was named after a woman). World went boom, he went into hiding, probably hanged out with dwarves once they joined the Alliance, etc etc.

Interests and Hobbies: Practice and study magic (must be hated by his own kind), fighting, snarking, if we believe the goblin.

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Gender preference: Women.

Racial preference: All types of elves. Pink skin, purple skin, amber eyes, blue eyes, green eyes. If you got pointy ears and the name of your race has “elf” in it, or just “dorei”, you got this man.

Wanted in a partner: If night elf, be Highborne. If not, admit the night elf way is wrong and stupid. Be tolerant of magic. If not night elf, be magical or be okay with it. Do not be larger/stronger than him. Dislike Kaldorei society. Someone has issues. Gives him time and space when necessary, but someone empathetic enough to know when he needs to be alone and when he needs help.

Unwanted in a partner: Someone clingy or who tries to move forward too quickly. Gives him time and space when necessary, but someone empathetic enough to know when he needs to be alone and when he needs help. Druids or fanatics to any cause.

Term: Long-term.

Additional Notes: Four profiles! Ha! Ha! The words on this profile cannot express my laughter well enough! I’ll be expecting a bonus next time we meet, Willelm.

[Geoni]

Interviewer: Nilyssae Lore'alah

Profile Type: First Person

Player: ProjectRandom

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Name: FsM5

Race: Goblin

Gender: Female

Short description: She claims to work for a 'Grey Militia'. I've only spent a few minutes with this woman, but she's straightforward, if I'm to put it in the simplest of terms.

History: She was born to a merchant in Kezan, and I presume she grew up there. She went on to own her own ship, where if I'm to put it in her words, she 'benefited from other ships'. I assume this is piracy, but whatever it was, her crew voted in a new captain and she went on to do other things, primarily taking on odd jobs, and that's what she's been doing since.

Interests and Hobbies: She claims to be able to make gunpowder and guns, and likes to use them, along with swords. She also appears to have an interest in sailing. It'd be a good idea to set up a date on a boat with this one.

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Gender preference: Male

Racial preference: Goblin, gnomes, humans, elves.

Spoiler:

<In especially clear and easy-to-read Thalassian, she's written a note under 'Goblin' for Kapre>

"Reminder for Kapre: She also wouldn't mind Gnomes, but only tall Gnomes."

Wanted in a partner: Somebody who likes having fun, and wouldn't mind having children. To put it more eloquently than she did, she wouldn't mind getting pregnant if it was for a child. Someone that likes children.

Unwanted in a partner: She doesn't like religious men, men who would leave burdens on her shoulders (might want to reconsider children if so), and men who want to be controlling in a relationship.

Term: The client is seeking either a short term or a long term relationship.

Additional Notes: She is missing one of her eyes. Says she doesn't want the eyepatch to be touched because the bullet is still lodged in her eye socket. And to the potential partner, heed these words: I wouldn't try. That boot of hers managed to kick Kapre to his rear-end.

She requested some changes. Made the edits. Apparently she asked for gnomes, but I didn't see it on the list.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Kapre

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Cressy

Open for NPC Dates?:

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Name: FsMF6

Race: Goblin

Gender: Female

Short description: Very formally dressed at the time of interview. Describes herself as cut-throat and businessminded. Can be fun, but has a bad side she'd rather not have anyone get into (possibly hot-tempered). She seems to answer the questions very tersely and with some hesitation, so she's likely a very private or at least a reserved person.

History: Grew up in Kezan. Sold into slavery by mother but worked her way out of it and up to who she is now. Had some surgery some recent years (last one is reconstructive surgery to her face after being kicked by a Tauren).

Interests and Hobbies: Enjoys risque fun. Otherwise a very business-like woman.

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Gender preference: Males or Females

Racial preference: Any "green" race: goblins, trolls, and especially orcs.

Wanted in a partner: Muscular types. Wishes for stability. Otherwise not picky and doesn't mind any other personality types.

Unwanted in a partner: Skinny people; partners who only want a fling. No weak-willed people (considered a turn-off).

Term: Long term

Kapre's Notes: Will be working with her and Grogporter Trade for this year's Love Festival. As for her potential partner, I highly recommend someone who is also very work-focused so the union can have a strong ground besides romance.

[Mathias]

Interviewer: Jof’waz

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Averrana

Open to NPC Dates?: Yes

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Name: FsM6

Race: Forsaken

Gender: Female

Short description: Just a undead girl looking for love and probably likes dogs. Purple hair and green skin? I’m sure any undead man would find her cute. I guess.

History: Used to fight with the Forsaken, and even stayed in Outland for a time to fight the Burning Legion. She joined the Argent Crusade to fight against the Lich King and his slaves. Also used to train mages.

Interests and Hobbies: A pyromancer, I think they call it? Been a pyromancer when she was alive and when she was part of the Scourge. She also enjoys exploring, talking, eating (?), drinking (??), destroying the Scourge, oceans, heights, and flying. What a free bird.

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Gender preference: Men

Racial preference: No gnomes or dwarves. Prefers, in her own words, “big strong orcs”.

Wanted in a partner: Stronger, powerful, warm, and have a sense of humor.

Unwanted in a partner: No weaklings. No cold, emotionless husks. No “losers”.

Term: Long-term.

Additional Notes: Nice enough. She probably has plenty of coin saved up since she’s undead. Now to find someone undead, or someone that doesn’t mind the smell.

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Jinks

Profile Type: First Person

Player: KomodoTheCashew

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Name: MsF6

Race: Worgen

Gender: Male

Short description: Big, strong, furry, and I find him attractive. Good thing Morgan doesn't see these, he'd be dissapointed if I said that. Says he's loyal, very loyal, likes to be friendly and buy people drinks. Say I'm gonna get him to buy me a dri- Tells the truth, blunt, respectful.

History: Raised in Gilneas, doesn't care about parents. Loved his uncle, however he died. Family isn't that important to him apparently, which I can relate to- Right! Fled from Gilneas and lived off of the land until he joined some mercs, left it and joined another one called Grey Militia.

Interests and Hobbies: Looks like he works out, like.. A lot! He's got some muscles on him, mama likes muscles. Wrestling, camping, hiking, food, reading, history, this guys a hunk.

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Gender preference: Female

Racial preference: Racist sonova- Says he doesn't think Gobbos or Gnomes can handle him, well I Jinks Fizzlewop'll tell you what, I can handle twice him!

Wanted in a partner: Someone alike to him, OBVIOUSLY. Open, admits mistakes, accepting of preferred form as well as his line of work. Spending time is a must, and it's gotta be romantic too! Hold her own weight, don't want 'noffin leeching off of him now!

Unwanted in a partner: Gold Diggers, someone who is only in it for the sex. Oh, apparently he doesn't want me either! Good, I don't want 'im.

Term: Marriage, doesn't matter as long as it's love however.

Additional Notes: I don't like him, he doesn't like Gobbos. But if I'm getting money, all is well!

[ImagenAshyun]

Interviewer: Jinks

Profile Type: First Person

Player: Grakor456

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Name: MsM5

Race: Orc

Gender: Male

Short description: Buff, sexy, I like him. Looks like he works out or some- Yeah, he works out. Likes wrestling, outdoors. Kind caring, can take care of a 'gal if need be. Supports the Horde military.

History: Bleeding Hollow Clan? Sounds like a plan to me, man- Grew up in the interment camps, poor sould atleast he's stronger for going through it! Wrestled for a while, just until recently actually. Now he's with the military and decides to fight the Alliance.

Interests and Hobbies: Outdoors, wrestling obviously, oh and animal! I like animals too.

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Gender preference: Male

Racial preference: Anything but Alliance

Wanted in a partner: Outdoor lover, animal lover, dislikes the Alliance, self reliant- Oh and no traitors!

Unwanted in a partner: Needy people, Alliance afilliates, traitors.

Term: Wouldn't complain if it was long.

Additional Notes: Seemingly patriotic towards the Horde, said few things about it- His act however is obviously. I personally like him, and hope I can find an SO for him.