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The Love Exchange (aka, Kapre's Angels)
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I see what you did there.
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(09-10-2011, 01:51 PM)imagenashyun Wrote: Doyle Lynch

Interview with father, Raemyn Lynch.

Doyle: Roughly 40.

Hardheaded. Raised in the military fashion. Raised with books and numbers (and nonsense). Served with father in Second War. Does what is right and expected in duty.

Is like his father. Got a bit soft. Best seen with a pretty girl with rough hands. Child bearing hips.

Father hasn't seen Doyle in twenty years. Doyle is free to come and go as he pleases. Last met in Stormwind. Supposed to be met at the Lynch Estate outside Goldshire.

Matches must be authorized with Raemyn.

Trololol, Doyle's my char. If he'll ever hear about this, he'll probably be -pissed- xD
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#18
Looool. I wasn't sure if Raemyn or Doyle are played by the same person XD.


I was actually glad that this interview happened. One of my storyline ideas for TLE is to allow third-person parties to decide upon a possible match for someone else (like a parent for a grown child or for a friend). Although this has many problems once put into practical application, they're very interesting scenarios for RP, and potentially disastrous ;).


Also, turns out when I logged into COTH at school, the internet was provided by someone else who had free wi-fi with his gaming computer. Gonna go free wi-fi hunting again. Let's see if Starbucks is more stable than McDonald's >.<.
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#19
Probably during this week to the next, I'm gonna be hosting spontaneous mini-events where Kapre will be hiring employees for TLE. In addition to match scouting and match making, we'll be also do other Romance RP events for singles and couples.

ICly, our primary source of income would be moreso from the events themselves than matches made. For instance, a dinner party would require couples to pay 2 Silver a ticket. It's not a lot of money, but it will guarantee the couple will have paid for good service. For singles, payment is still required but at half price, and they'd be seated at a table where they can conglomerate with other singles of the same or opposite gender.

Additional payment will be granted to employees who can cook, sell gifts, etc.

I have tons of ideas of events I wanna do such as Speed Dating events, holiday themed couples/singles dinner parties, matchmaking meet and greets, and so forth. But with only Dukica playing the only other matchmaker besides myself, hosting those events by our lonesomes would be near impossible.


For the most part, my Help Wanted mini-events will be going on throughout my entire online stay in the afternoon and evening whenever I get on. If you want to join the guild or business, whisper Kapre or PM me. If you're at a time zone that is better accommodating in Eastern Europe than in the US, then you can talk with Bezington or PM Dukica.
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FOR THE NEWLY HIRED ANGELS: Whenever you gather a profile, please post it here as a placeholder clientele list until we get our own subforum. As the general guideline for creating a profile, please ask for the following:


1.) Full name (if applicable)

2.) General history (keep it a basic summary, no in-depth personal information needed!)

3.) Hobbies, interests, and skills of the client

4.) What this client prefers in a mate by gender and race

5.) What this client prefers in a mate by skills, traits, etc.

6.) (Optional) What this client -doesn't- want in a mate. This will/should not prevent any "disaster date" from happening, though!

7.) If the client is seeking a long or short term relationship. This makes a difference in how we'll be setting up matches!
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#21
Woo for trolls interviewing trolls. Language and stuff, so spoiler.

Spoiler:
Interviewer: Jof’wuz

Name: Da’taz of the Darkspear Tribe

History: Her mother died while Da’taz was still young, leaving her father to raise her and teach her the ways of the Darkspear. She picked up the bow and hunted with the boys her age, and taught herself to speak with dictation. Her last mate died when the Alliance attacked near the Echo Isles.

Interests: An excellent hunter thanks to her history with the bow, a fisherwoman (probably because of her time on islands (Darkspear and Echo), someone who can cook only like a troll (because she is a troll), and… enjoys fucking. Yep.

Preference: Orc, troll, or tauren dicks. No saggy chests.

Mate must: Be strong, take care of babies, clean the house, have a set of balls, and would like them to not talk a lot (doesn’t mind if they’re mute, but must have a tongue).

Long or short-term?: Probably long-term (doesn’t mind future fucks with whoever we pair her off with).

Notes: Will probably attempt to grab your chest at the first chance she gets. Bit of a mouth on her, but nothing her mate can’t fix.
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#22
When alliance attackedd neearrr the isles. Such a nub. You know, the whole area with alliance? Ya, there.)
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#23
Jof'luz will not tolerate your corrections!
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#24
Dammit. Why does everyone ignore Bezington?

I ask if anyone's interested. Meh, they say.
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#25
Jof was training when he got his first profile. I am still sad Bezzeh never seems to be approached D:
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For Bez and Jof, if you are hoping to attend, please at least wear the tabard. For matchmakers who are not hired ICly, please RSVP if you're coming or not, and if so, when.


We got two additional profiles, both interviewed by Tibalan. ICly, these are sent to Kapre written in broken Orcish, which is then fixed up and posted on The Love Exchange profiles bulletin:


Quote:FAELION SUNSONG

Given up in an orphanage when born, then adopted into a bad family. Has trust issues; good at living alone. Enjoys swordplay

Doesn't see himself as pretty on the outside. Can be affectionate and caring. Hates to be put down. Strong, tall, muscular. Inquisitive, dyes hair.

Has pointed teeth?

Knows a lot about the arcane, used a sword for many years. Likes to talk about the past; enjoys poetry.

Wants sin'dorei females. Wants someone who values him for past his looks and more his personality; for what he does and not what he looks like. Doesn't have to be good at cooking, but it's a nice bonus.

Long term


Quote:GRAKOR SPIRITAXE

Frostwolf. Called to be a spiritwalker, learned from tauren. Work for Chieftain Kretol Earthshaker.

Sees himself as reasonable and calm; tries to give advice to others whenever possible.

Shamanistic training. Fights with axes, knows some healing; picked up on how to work with stones and gems.

Wants orcs and possibly tauren. Male only. Wants someone loyal and honorable, not feminine. Willing to put up with his eccentricities.

Wants long term.
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#27
HOOOOOWEEEEEEE, moar profiles!

Taken by Tibalan:

Quote:KROMLARG REDFACE

Spent time in internment camps (Kapre's question: was he born there, or just served there?); never fought in wars, too young

Likes fighting and drinking

Needs a very large...heart.


Quote:JAYZA of the Jungle

Was a bandit for a long time. Last time in Silvermoon was before it was destroyed. HAs not been around people much. Doesn't know how to be socially polite. Is with the Phoenix Knights.

18 years old. Loves animals, needs a girl who does too.

Does not like other sindorei. Women only. Needs a lot of attention. Wants someone taller, but not a priority.

Long, but would like to try short first.



Quote:EARL

Likes to cut hay. Make jokes. Handsome? Smart?

Wants someone who.... likes to cut hay too?


Quote:RUT

Rutgerus May Hammer

Lives in Ironforge, but born in Lordaeron. Works as a smith and guard.

Likes to fight and smith. Likes little pets. And to have fun.

Wants someone cute and not much older (seems young). Has no real preference to gender or race.


Quote:HORLAMIN

Carter, Horlamin Alphonse

Born in the north, lived there for some years. Eventually had to move south with mother and worked there since. Picked a position with a company recently.

Enjoys fighting, gambling... cant think of much else.

Prefers female humans. Blond? Around his age (seems young). Not much taller, would like shorter ladies. Wants a lady who can fight.

Long term



Quote:GANDIN (no given surname)

Grew up on Khaz Modan on a farm. Grew some herbs local to the area and raised rams. Shot things for a while. Hunter.

Sees himself a master gunsmith and a hunter. But no stranger to melee combat--fist fights in spare time. Also fishes and cooks.

Wants a female dwarf. Wants her to be able to fight and work for a living. Can smith armor, fight, be a gunsmith.

Short, to meet and know the lass more.


Quote:MAYA WARSONG

Born in internment. Separated from family, then came to Kalimdoor and took up engineering from a goblin.

Biggest interests is engineering. Likes recycling and salvaging to save on materials. Likes mining; values money. Sees herself more of a helper, not much a fighter. Not strong but can make strong machines.

Wants orc, troll, tauren, goblin...engineer preferrably. Hoping for someone who is patient and not put off with peculiarity. Patient. Male or female.

Long term.

Quote:RAYNOLTZ (EMPLOYEE)

James Raynoltz Harkov (attained from Azeroth)

Tries to be polite and respectful. Grew up in Draenor; adventured for a time, settled in Aszhara Crater.

Prefers Draenei above all, but also likes elves and humans. No other races. Females only.

Nice, caring. What most guys want. Doesn't want a cheater.

Long term.



Taken by Kapre:

Quote:ABIAN COPSTON

From Lordaeron. Same as most humans, shit happened and he went south. Unemployed (at time of interview).

Doesn't believe to have hobbies or interests. Good time seeing places?

Females. No gnomes.
Would like someone outgoing. Doesn't drink much.

Long or short. Doesn't seem to mind either.
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A note to the business: Employees are allowed to have their own profiles, but they cannot be matched with clientele. To prevent occupational abuse, the profile will be put on public display for clientele to decide upon making that match themselves. OOCly, client players will be proposed a match with an employee, and that player will decide upon confirming that match IC.


We have four employee profiles by far: Raynoltz, Ishani, Tibalan, and Kantado. If Bez and Jof would like profiles of their own, they can ask Kapre.

Quote:ENDLING

Priestess of the Light. From Lordaeron.... but not as welcome there now. Resided in a small chapel east of Lordaeron.

Enjoys music, hymns and such. Reads a good deal. Faith is most important.

Wants male only, with interest in the Light, or at least tolerance for it.

Long term.

Quote:ISHANI (EMPLOYEE)

A shaman. Used to be a monk, though now serves for the Elements. Had two older sisters (one was a terrible cook). Father was a vindicator and baker while her mother was happy to stay with them and feed everyone. Has a sweet tooth.

Loves to dance; has been doing so since childhood. Mostly draenei folk dance but is learning human dance as well.

Prefers male, and nobody -too-short. No gnomes, dwarves, or Forsaken. Would like someone who enjoys dance. Someone who doesn't mind that she can fight and can still practice. Discipline is important to her, but she does not require absolute discipline in her mate.


KAPRE'S NOTE: Ishani's profile has been withdrawn upon request.


Quote:TIBALAN EARTHHAND (EMPLOYEE)

Part of the Earthhand, a mixed clan of druids and shamans. Was raised to follow the path of either. Father was a druid, died fighting a centaur when he was a teenager. Mother is a shaman, current clan matriarch. Has four sisters, only son. Started shamanism, gave it up at 18 to follow druidism. Gave up druidism at 25 and decided neither was his calling. Currently of no class and simply helps the clan either hunt or gather resources.

Is very quiet and timid. Orcish is weak, Common is weaker, and his Taurahe is slow but otherwise fluent. A strong fighter, however. Learned to fight barehanded in lieu of nature magic. A wrestler. Had a history of bullying growing up so he has trust issues. Also cooks for a hobby. Enjoys cooking Shu'halo recipes but has taken up human and elvish cooking as well. Would like to try orcish and dwarvish recipes (troll recipes scare him (??)).

Wants male only. Prefers other tauren, but orcs, trolls, and draenei would do. Is afraid of crushing humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes under his weight. Absolutely no Forsaken (sorry, Earl?) or Death Knights. Hopes for someone strong and can help him train. Wouldn't mind a spellcasting partner but hopes to avoid warlocks. Otherwise not particularly picky about personal traits but someone who is understanding of his history with bullying and estrangement with family. May want children if only to appease his mother, though he does not know if he'll adopt or hire a surrogate.

Short term. Tibalan will decide if he wants long by then.

Quote:KANTADO STARSEER (EMPLOYEE)

Eighteen and very young, especially for night elves. Hardly remembers what was going on when the World Tree was destroyed. Did not participate in any military campaigns; was training in druidism that whole time. Spent a very short time in the Emerald Dream before being pulled out. Doesn't have much of a history due to his youth.

Sees himself as a relaxed but upbeat sort of guy. Plays music. Made his lute himself at age twelve and taught himself how to play since. Can also play the panflute and drums. Once made a lyre out of a weapons rack; probably an musically inventive genius (so he says). Also enjoys playing any type of physical activity. Frolicks and does nature runs. Currently a Druid of the Wild but is wondering if he should follow the Claw or the Talon.

Females only. Prefers other kaldorei women, but by far they've done almost nothing but scare him left to right, so he's considering others as an option. Open to humans and draenei. Anxious about Horde races, but he's possibly open to... actually, no Horde races, period. A blood elf broke his heart, so especially no sin'dorei.

Unsure about short or long term. He has yet to enter any actual relationship.






Before you ask, Kapre won't be getting a profile ;).
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Ishani's first profile interview posted!

Quote:JIN'ZOL

Like most Trolls, Jin'Zol was born on the Darkspear Isles near the Maelstorm. He fought against the Humans when they came and started causing chaos. He was one of the first few off the islands with the Warchief. Soon after the rest of the village came and he moved into the newly founded Sen'Jin village. They finally got settled about a year ago.

As he is a Hunter, Jin'Zol enjoys hunting.

He describes himself as "normally jus' a little short of a full feast, if ya get what Ah mean." Right now he's been disciplining himself for the Hellscream Army. Currently an active service member.

Not picky about personality, but he prefers women who are Orcs or Trolls. He finds women who are willing to travel are rare, and would very much like one. He is hoping for a long term relationship.

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Posting some profiles, plus PROPOSED MATCHES!

Quote:EPSILON

Fought against the Argent Dawn, helped slay the Scarlets; Moved to Northrend and assisted the Ebon Blad against the Scourge. War ended, returned to Stormwind to try to recall past; found home, married, got ownership of a tavern. Now divorced.

Death knight. Skilled at killing. Learned to make food and drink. Likes to sing and do sculptures. Collects mangoes too. Likes fresh mangoes.

Doesn't need a husband yet but would like someone who cares. Doesn't care about race, but certainly male. Prefers a strong person, one that won't cry and whine easily. Wouldn't mind her roughness. Short term for now.

Quote:ISOLIA BLADEBARK

Born in Ashenvale. Killed for her people. Still does. Has little care for Horde. (Supposedly) doesn't have any rage issues.

Good with a sword and her fists. Took a hobby in drawing. Has an interest in fishing. Takes Horde teeth as currency.

Open to both genders. No one with short life spans. Wants somone who is not a "total weakling"; can take a good punch. Long term.




Give me a moment to post the proposed matches.
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