10-10-2011, 08:32 PM (This post was last modified: 10-16-2011, 09:55 PM by Mathias.)
Meh and stuff. Profiles for Kapre!
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Aliaress Darkrunner *it looks like something was scribbled over here*
History: One of the rare night elf druids on Azeroth, Aliaress spent most of her time in the Emerald Dream. But the Dream did not keep her from protecting her people and her homeland during the several wars the Night Elves fought in. She’s a master of the healing arts, making her the perfect mate for the kind of person who charges into battle and takes all the hits to the face. After the Third War, she was one of the druids who helped raise Teldrassil. This is a powerful gal you want on your side!
Interests: She enjoys trying to heal the land from the corrupting influence of the Burning Legion and Scourge, being a teacher to young druids or those interested in the art, cooking, and hunting.
Prefers: Night elf males only.
Mate must: Be strong, dominant, and compassionate. Must also enjoy nature, and like to laugh. Must not be angry or angsty (?). Going back to the “must haves” for a moment, he must be happy and kind. (Why couldn’t she tell me this while she was still on the “must have” question?) Insists that she is open. *Turning the application on its side, the word “Gaaaah!” can be seen written as well as “Stop jumping between the two questions!”*
Short or Long-term?: Long-term.
Notes: Was a bit nervous during the interview, sort of like Parth. She didn’t notice the Horde symbol on my tabard, so possibly quite stupid (which is okay, so long as she can cook and make babies (which she can)). She also kept hopping between “Mate must” and “Must not” questions, which was just SO damn annoying. For a final note, why have I been dealing with all elves lately? You would think they would be better at finding mates.
Aliaress was reunited with her mate, so don't use this profile.
History: Mysterious one. The past must stay behind.
Interests: He enjoys fighting, going on a thrilling adventurer, and gathering… stuff.
Prefers: Both genders, anything that isn’t undead or tiny (dwarves, gnomes, goblins, kobolds, murlocs, etc). No male taurens.
Mate Must: Must cook, must have great tits and ass if woman. Cannot have two dicks if male, cannot have anger issues, and cannot smell (as in, cannot smell like a murloc).
Short or Long-Term?: Don’t matter.
Notes: Kept confusing the questions, and stating preferences (as in “male or female and what race”) when I asked the “Mate must/must not” question. I’m going to separate “Mate Must” and “Mate Must Not” into two different sections from now on. Easier for me. Also, he slapped my ass.
Was brought up in a performing troupe where she learned to sing and dance and play a lot of instruments. She likes artsy things. Her main source of income is her fiddle playing. Is "living impaired". (Scribbles 'I believe that is a slang for Forsaken. It is what she is, at any rate.')
Is looking for someone who is a gentleman. Someone who is polite, nice, and willing to look after her when she needs it. Pefers Humans and other Forsaken, can stretch out to Sin'Dorei if they're really nice. Males only.
Would prefer a long term relationship, but she states that it would be up to the man for how long he is willing to "put up" with her.
Characters
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Spoiler:
Mika Mistwalker
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced." ~James Baldwin
Miruka Moonshroud
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Belaria Arrowthorn
"Few love to hear the sins they love to act." ~William Shakespeare
Sylir Manasworn
"Everything is perfect in the universe, even your desire to improve it." ~Wayne Dyer
Nana'li Flametongue
"There is only one passion, the passion for happiness." ~Denis Diderot
Calanon Sunfeather
"Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor." ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Amabael of the Frozen Wind
"Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last." ~Samuel Johnson
Nia Sunstone
"Duty cannot exist without faith." ~Benjamin Disraeli
Arilyn Shadewhisper
"Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death." ~Jean Jacques Rousseau
Gwyneira Porter
"Death is the veil which those who live call life; They sleep, and it is lifted." ~Percy Bysshe Shelley
Ishani
"Peace if possible, but truth at any rate." ~Martin Luther
Azure Palenix
"I carry from my mother's womb a fanatic's heart." ~William Butler Yeats
Forgot about this until I looked in my Love Exchange folder. Whoops.
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Kyramu. Kyra also works.
History: Born in Oshu’gun, Kyra’s parents wanted her to learn to use the Light and become a vindicator, but she decided to learn of the arcane, mastering herself in the art of frost magic (she can make your drink cold). When the Exodar “landed” on Azeroth, she gathered herself up and decided to travel the world (of Azeroth).
Interest: Travelling, meeting new people, and arcane-frost magic.
Prefers: (Two races seemed to be crossed off here. Looks like humans and night elves.) and Draenei only. Both genders are okay.
Mate Must: Be someone willing to travel with Kyra, someone who is calm and sweet, would prefer a magic user, but that’s not important.
Mate Must Not: Be angered easily, want to stick around one place for long, dress horribly.
Short or Long-Term?: Long.
Notes: Be perfectly honest? The party out there was distracting, so I couldn’t find anything to note about her unless you want me to put “has boobs”.
Ishani got out of being robbed by Magicfang by taking his profile.
Spoiler:
MAGICFANG RIPTOOTH, THE RAGEHEART OF ARCANE HATE
A powerful Wizard who is feared and has 'many shinies'. He noted that he is also evil and powerful...then empasized that he is deared. And has many shinies.
He states his personal history as such: "I killed a mighty wizard and took his staff! Then I learninated magic. And then I punched a baby in the face. And ate kittens. And became a wise Gnoll for a Gnoll tribe. And I ate more kittens. Then a piggy. A won fights in a tourney thingie in the jungle."
When asked what sort of mate he is looking for, all he stated was that they would have to be "living". When pressed for more details, he said he wants a Gnoll also. "One with lots of shinies and food would be nice."
Note: While I mostly did this to get out of being robbed, I have to admit Magicfang has this disgusting...cuteness about him. He has a horrible smell, though. Do all Gnolls smell like this??
Characters
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Spoiler:
Mika Mistwalker
"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced." ~James Baldwin
Miruka Moonshroud
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Belaria Arrowthorn
"Few love to hear the sins they love to act." ~William Shakespeare
Sylir Manasworn
"Everything is perfect in the universe, even your desire to improve it." ~Wayne Dyer
Nana'li Flametongue
"There is only one passion, the passion for happiness." ~Denis Diderot
Calanon Sunfeather
"Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor." ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Amabael of the Frozen Wind
"Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last." ~Samuel Johnson
Nia Sunstone
"Duty cannot exist without faith." ~Benjamin Disraeli
Arilyn Shadewhisper
"Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death." ~Jean Jacques Rousseau
Gwyneira Porter
"Death is the veil which those who live call life; They sleep, and it is lifted." ~Percy Bysshe Shelley
Ishani
"Peace if possible, but truth at any rate." ~Martin Luther
Azure Palenix
"I carry from my mother's womb a fanatic's heart." ~William Butler Yeats
History: The best and richest bounty hunter on Azeroth, and any other planet out there. Manhood is also massive.
Interests: Sex, hanging around, and hunting.
Prefers: Women only. No draenei, no taurens, no dwarves, no gnomes, no undead, no night elves.
Mate must: Big tits, wide hips, must obey what he says.
Mate must not: Have a dick, and/or diseases.
Short or Long-term?: Short
Notes: Insisted on the Master title. Insisted on being called the best and richest bounty hunter. Insisted on a lot of things. Just throw Da’taz at him and call it a day.
Note: Notes section not actually there when you ICly look at the profile on the bulletin board.
10-18-2011, 04:27 PM (This post was last modified: 10-18-2011, 04:29 PM by ImagenAshyun.)
(10-18-2011, 04:16 PM)Mathias Wrote:
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: “Master” Finzer
History: The best and richest bounty hunter on Azeroth, and any other planet out there. Manhood is also massive.
Interests: Sex, hanging around, and hunting.
Prefers: Women only. No draenei, no taurens, no dwarves, no gnomes, no undead, no night elves.
Mate must: Big tits, wide hips, must obey what he says.
Mate must not: Have a dick, and/or diseases.
Short or Long-term?: Short
Notes: Insisted on the Master title. Insisted on being called the best and richest bounty hunter. Insisted on a lot of things. Just throw Da’taz at him and call it a day.
Note: Notes section not actually there when you ICly look at the profile on the bulletin board.
/dying
Sorry any updates on the profiles on my part have been going slow. I'll see if I can update the spreadsheet and propose some more matches
At the same time, I hope to do the following:
1.) Appoint assistant matchmakers (as in you actually get to make matches).
2.) Discuss a good monthly salary as well as prices for arranged dates (3 can be arranged before the client can declare satisfaction and the profile will be withdrawn).
10-18-2011, 04:48 PM (This post was last modified: 10-18-2011, 07:28 PM by Mathias.)
Jof'waz and Ishani should be those assistant matchmakers!
Edit: Another profile!
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Tragga Walks-The-Path
History: A hunter for her tribe, she was usually fighting off raging kodos, angry tallstriders, massive wolves, and dangerous harpies. Has recently left her tribe for reasons not stated.
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