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Conquest of the Horde › Shards › World of Warcraft › [WoW] Guilds v
The Love Exchange (aka, Kapre's Angels)

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The Love Exchange (aka, Kapre's Angels)
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#46
10-05-2011, 12:38 AM
No worries. Kapre woke up with the profile in hands, slightly crinkled but otherwise fine :D
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10-05-2011, 05:33 AM
Probably also woke up..."Where am I, who's Paul? Oh not again...
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10-05-2011, 06:23 AM
Steel and I discussed possible comedic dates between Maya and Kromlarg if it counts for anything. I think he'll manage to terrify her.
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10-05-2011, 07:44 AM
For some reason when I see your avatar, or see Kapre in-game, This is all I can think of lol.

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10-06-2011, 01:52 PM (This post was last modified: 10-06-2011, 02:44 PM by ImagenAshyun.)
We still take in mail-in applications. Here's one sent to us by Annabelle on behalf of Jezzan. Kapre would like to request his Horde helpers to scout for Jezzan.

c0rzilla Wrote:The following application has been mailed to Kapre the Matchmaker. It is written in nice, proper handwriting. It is obvious this application is written for somebody.

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What is your full name? Age? Gender? Race? Occupation/class?
Jezzan the Hexx'mon. This troll is aged twenty-three years and is a keeper of tradition for his people. What is called a "hexxer", he dances to call on his people's spirits' power. Sacrifices as well, but they just consist of minor animals, like chickens.

Tell of your history (be brief).
I only know my history with him. I've been a bit of a "heroine" for a few years, and Jezzan was always there to help me. He used to be a traditional shaman before he became a hexxer. A "repair mon", as he called it. A healer.

How do you see yourself? What are your strengths and weaknesses?
I think he sees himself as a great protector of women. He'll be terrified of most things, but once he sees a woman in danger he'll "man up" as it were. A total sweetheart, gullible, easily confused, but dedicated. Can be loud if frightened. Very superstitious, though I don't know all of what he views as "bad juju".

What are your hobbies and interests?
Dancing, appeasing the spirits, appeasing women, gawking at women, traveling. I think.

What are you hoping to seek as a partner? Are you particular with gender and race?
A woman. Most any race, save for undead. Or gnomes, perhaps dwarves as well. The traditionally "pretty" races are his favored. And, of course, his own.

What traits would you like this partner to have?
Female. It would be wonderful if there was one that had the patience for his dramatics. Accepting of his practices, for I believe they fall under the "dark" category.

Are there any potential kinds of suitors you -don't- want?
Undead.

Short term or long term?
Either, though he may take short-term ending hard.

Thank you for your effort on this poor troll's behalf!





Obviously, this guild is out there to destroy the Forever Alone club.
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#51
10-06-2011, 01:57 PM
GRR MISSING AN APOSTROPHE ON "SPIRITS' ".

Correct that plz. :c
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10-06-2011, 02:11 PM
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10-06-2011, 02:18 PM
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10-06-2011, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 10-06-2011, 06:37 PM by Mathias.)
Either Jof hates his job or he thinks he deserves an early promotion. He always does /sigh at the end of an interview.

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Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz

Name: Alshendra Rainsong

History: Born in Moonglade, Alshendra was raised like all other elves around too many trees. When she was of age, she joined the sentinels and served faithfully for thousands of years. She suffered a throat injury during that time and now works as a vigilante.

Interests: Like all good women, she likes cooking. She also enjoys quiet places (perhaps to admire nature), the night (like all night elves), and some blacksmithing. She’ll cook you a meal and fix your armor at the same time!

Prefers: Male only. Kaldorei preferred, but a human is a “maybe”.

Mate Must: Be nice, not much muscle, smart, fun to be around, enjoy the quiet, passionate in the relationship, and enjoy hugs. Must not be arrogant, selfish, nor have too much confidence. Should also not want to be dominant in the relationship.

Short or Long-term?: Both.

Notes: She’s mute, so her mate better have a lot of paper (and pens) or know another way to communicate with her. Also an elf, and you know how they are about other races (that means try to give her an elf lover). Doesn’t like going into detail. Maybe she will if she opens up to someone, despite always wanting everything to be quiet?

Quote:Obviously, this guild is out there to destroy the Forever Alone club.

LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
Throw me some feedback.
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10-06-2011, 03:40 PM
Jof will probably get a promotion for a job well done.

And hell yes, we are.
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10-06-2011, 04:31 PM
(10-06-2011, 03:40 PM)imagenashyun Wrote: Jof will probably get a promotion for a job well done.

And hell yes, we are.

No! The club will survive even if Matthew is the only member!
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#57
10-06-2011, 06:11 PM
The guild will run strong with only one member! It will run true!
10,000 days in the fire is long enough,
You're going home...
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10-06-2011, 07:49 PM
(10-06-2011, 06:11 PM)Esthrunil Wrote: The guild will run strong with only one member! It will run true!

Endling is still keeping a spot there!

We should get to work on a lonely treehouse.
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#59
10-07-2011, 06:55 PM
You are wrong, love will prevail with Kapre heading the assault on your hearts!


Cheeeeeeeeeeeesy.
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10-07-2011, 07:01 PM
There is no lonely heart in Azeroth Kapre can't find a love for!

GO, MY ANGELS!
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