History: Born in Lordaeron around twenty years ago, she spent most of her life with her mother after her father left. After a few years in Lordaeron, they moved to Stormwind and now spend their time exploring places. (A mother and daughter exploration team? Sounds nice.) She claims to know how to use a knife.
Interests: Juice, making clothing (bonus!), being quiet, cuddling, rain, and playing almost all kinds of card games.
Prefers: Humans and blood elves, male only.
Mate Must: Be well muscled and have long hair. He has to love to cuddle and enjoy the rain. He should be tough around others and sweet when alone with her. Must also be afraid to get near Mara’s mom. Being adventurous and enjoying card games is a plus.
Mate Must Not: Be a paladin or priest, must not find her mother attractive, and must not be dominant (as in making all the decisions).
Short or Long-Term?: Both.
Notes: Chubby. Really, don’t put a cake in front of her or you’ll lose it. Also a bit rude, since she insulted my beautiful accent.
Short description: A tall woman, with a head of light brown hair, and light colored skin.
History: She lived in Lordaeron, where she met the man who would come to be her husband. They had a child together, and had to move to Stormwind when it was invaded. Her husband, Thomas, stayed behind to help with the soldiers.
Interests: She likes tailoring, cooking, and speaking with young men and women of many races, finding them interesting. She also knows a thing or two about magic.
Gender preference: Male
Racial preference: Anything that isn't undead.
What would like in a mate: She would love for them to be charming, cute, or a gentleman. All three would be the best. Creativity, muscles, and them being kinky would be a plus.
What wouldn't like in a mate: She doesn't like them disrespectful, or smelly. She also doesn't want them too tall, or too short.
10-31-2011, 07:53 PM (This post was last modified: 10-31-2011, 10:24 PM by Mathias.)
WARNING: THIS POST IS HUGE. The spoiler tag hides every single profile from The Love Exchange (43, from what I can tell). I only did this so all the profiles could be found on one post. I hate myself!
Spoiler:
Quote:HARVEY BURCANIUS
-comes from Lordaeron, city of Andorhal; was a bandit then became a mercenary
-gentle kind of guy; admitted masochist, but doesn't mean to be bullied... or have sharp objects shoved up his rear end. Good with the blade but not with fists. Loves adventure, luxury, and thrill. Would love to have a painting of himself.
-Wants female; wouldn't care about race except no gnomes, taurens, or dwarves.
-Seeks a dominating female. Would like her to be attractive but he'll be the judge to that.
-Doesn't care for short or long term.
Quote:Aenyon Blackstep
An assassin. Trained to befriend other races. Swift in combat, swift learning. Describes himself as 'charming'.
Interests include training and his work. Fun on his free time (women, drinking women, dancing women, etc)
Thinks kaldorei women are beautiful, natural and strong. Likes beautiful women in general. Would also like draenei and humans as well. No taurens, gnomes, dwarves, or forsaken. Likes strong and dominating and natural.
Short and long term.
Quote: Doyle Lynch
Interview with father, Raemyn Lynch.
Doyle: Roughly 40.
Hardheaded. Raised in the military fashion. Raised with books and numbers (and nonsense). Served with father in Second War. Does what is right and expected in duty.
Is like his father. Got a bit soft. Best seen with a pretty girl with rough hands. Child bearing hips.
Father hasn't seen Doyle in twenty years. Doyle is free to come and go as he pleases. Last met in Stormwind. Supposed to be met at the Lynch Estate outside Goldshire.
Matches must be authorized with Raemyn.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Da’taz of the Darkspear Tribe
History: Her mother died while Da’taz was still young, leaving her father to raise her and teach her the ways of the Darkspear. She picked up the bow and hunted with the boys her age, and taught herself to speak with dictation. Her last mate died when the Alliance attacked near the Echo Isles.
Interests: An excellent hunter thanks to her history with the bow, a fisherwoman (probably because of her time on islands (Darkspear and Echo), someone who can cook only like a troll (because she is a troll), and… enjoys fucking. Yep.
Preference: Orc, troll, or tauren dicks. No saggy chests.
Mate must: Be strong, take care of babies, clean the house, have a set of balls, and would like them to not talk a lot (doesn’t mind if they’re mute, but must have a tongue).
Long or short-term?: Probably long-term (doesn’t mind future fucks with whoever we pair her off with).
Notes: Will probably attempt to grab your chest at the first chance she gets. Bit of a mouth on her, but nothing her mate can’t fix.
Quote: FAELION SUNSONG
Given up in an orphanage when born, then adopted into a bad family. Has trust issues; good at living alone. Enjoys swordplay
Doesn't see himself as pretty on the outside. Can be affectionate and caring. Hates to be put down. Strong, tall, muscular. Inquisitive, dyes hair.
Has pointed teeth?
Knows a lot about the arcane, used a sword for many years. Likes to talk about the past; enjoys poetry.
Wants sin'dorei females. Wants someone who values him for past his looks and more his personality; for what he does and not what he looks like. Doesn't have to be good at cooking, but it's a nice bonus.
Long term
Quote: GRAKOR SPIRITAXE
Frostwolf. Called to be a spiritwalker, learned from tauren. Work for Chieftain Kretol Earthshaker.
Sees himself as reasonable and calm; tries to give advice to others whenever possible.
Shamanistic training. Fights with axes, knows some healing; picked up on how to work with stones and gems.
Wants orcs and possibly tauren. Male only. Wants someone loyal and honorable, not feminine. Willing to put up with his eccentricities.
Wants long term.
Quote: KROMLARG REDFACE
Spent time in internment camps (Kapre's question: was he born there, or just served there?); never fought in wars, too young
Likes fighting and drinking
Needs a very large...heart.
Quote:JAYZA of the Jungle
Was a bandit for a long time. Last time in Silvermoon was before it was destroyed. HAs not been around people much. Doesn't know how to be socially polite. Is with the Phoenix Knights.
18 years old. Loves animals, needs a girl who does too.
Does not like other sindorei. Women only. Needs a lot of attention. Wants someone taller, but not a priority.
Long, but would like to try short first.
Quote: EARL
Likes to cut hay. Make jokes. Handsome? Smart?
Wants someone who.... likes to cut hay too?
Quote: RUT
Rutgerus May Hammer
Lives in Ironforge, but born in Lordaeron. Works as a smith and guard.
Likes to fight and smith. Likes little pets. And to have fun.
Wants someone cute and not much older (seems young). Has no real preference to gender or race.
Quote: HORLAMIN
Carter, Horlamin Alphonse
Born in the north, lived there for some years. Eventually had to move south with mother and worked there since. Picked a position with a company recently.
Enjoys fighting, gambling... cant think of much else.
Prefers female humans. Blond? Around his age (seems young). Not much taller, would like shorter ladies. Wants a lady who can fight.
Long term
Quote: GANDIN (no given surname)
Grew up on Khaz Modan on a farm. Grew some herbs local to the area and raised rams. Shot things for a while. Hunter.
Sees himself a master gunsmith and a hunter. But no stranger to melee combat--fist fights in spare time. Also fishes and cooks.
Wants a female dwarf. Wants her to be able to fight and work for a living. Can smith armor, fight, be a gunsmith.
Short, to meet and know the lass more.
Quote: MAYA WARSONG
Born in internment. Separated from family, then came to Kalimdoor and took up engineering from a goblin.
Biggest interests is engineering. Likes recycling and salvaging to save on materials. Likes mining; values money. Sees herself more of a helper, not much a fighter. Not strong but can make strong machines.
Wants orc, troll, tauren, goblin...engineer preferrably. Hoping for someone who is patient and not put off with peculiarity. Patient. Male or female.
Long term.
Quote: RAYNOLTZ (EMPLOYEE)
James Raynoltz Harkov (attained from Azeroth)
Tries to be polite and respectful. Grew up in Draenor; adventured for a time, settled in Aszhara Crater.
Prefers Draenei above all, but also likes elves and humans. No other races. Females only.
Nice, caring. What most guys want. Doesn't want a cheater.
Long term.
Quote: ABIAN COPSTON
From Lordaeron. Same as most humans, shit happened and he went south. Unemployed (at time of interview).
Doesn't believe to have hobbies or interests. Good time seeing places?
Females. No gnomes.
Would like someone outgoing. Doesn't drink much.
Long or short. Doesn't seem to mind either.
Quote: ENDLING
Priestess of the Light. From Lordaeron.... but not as welcome there now. Resided in a small chapel east of Lordaeron.
Enjoys music, hymns and such. Reads a good deal. Faith is most important.
Wants male only, with interest in the Light, or at least tolerance for it.
Long term.
Quote: ISHANI (EMPLOYEE)
A shaman. Used to be a monk, though now serves for the Elements. Had two older sisters (one was a terrible cook). Father was a vindicator and baker while her mother was happy to stay with them and feed everyone. Has a sweet tooth.
Loves to dance; has been doing so since childhood. Mostly draenei folk dance but is learning human dance as well.
Prefers male, and nobody -too-short. No gnomes, dwarves, or Forsaken. Would like someone who enjoys dance. Someone who doesn't mind that she can fight and can still practice. Discipline is important to her, but she does not require absolute discipline in her mate.
Quote: TIBALAN EARTHHAND (EMPLOYEE)
Part of the Earthhand, a mixed clan of druids and shamans. Was raised to follow the path of either. Father was a druid, died fighting a centaur when he was a teenager. Mother is a shaman, current clan matriarch. Has four sisters, only son. Started shamanism, gave it up at 18 to follow druidism. Gave up druidism at 25 and decided neither was his calling. Currently of no class and simply helps the clan either hunt or gather resources.
Is very quiet and timid. Orcish is weak, Common is weaker, and his Taurahe is slow but otherwise fluent. A strong fighter, however. Learned to fight barehanded in lieu of nature magic. A wrestler. Had a history of bullying growing up so he has trust issues. Also cooks for a hobby. Enjoys cooking Shu'halo recipes but has taken up human and elvish cooking as well. Would like to try orcish and dwarvish recipes (troll recipes scare him (??)).
Wants male only. Prefers other tauren, but orcs, trolls, and draenei would do. Is afraid of crushing humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes under his weight. Absolutely no Forsaken (sorry, Earl?) or Death Knights. Hopes for someone strong and can help him train. Wouldn't mind a spellcasting partner but hopes to avoid warlocks. Otherwise not particularly picky about personal traits but someone who is understanding of his history with bullying and estrangement with family. May want children if only to appease his mother, though he does not know if he'll adopt or hire a surrogate.
Short term. Tibalan will decide if he wants long by then.
Quote: KANTADO STARSEER (EMPLOYEE)
Eighteen and very young, especially for night elves. Hardly remembers what was going on when the World Tree was destroyed. Did not participate in any military campaigns; was training in druidism that whole time. Spent a very short time in the Emerald Dream before being pulled out. Doesn't have much of a history due to his youth.
Sees himself as a relaxed but upbeat sort of guy. Plays music. Made his lute himself at age twelve and taught himself how to play since. Can also play the panflute and drums. Once made a lyre out of a weapons rack; probably an musically inventive genius (so he says). Also enjoys playing any type of physical activity. Frolicks and does nature runs. Currently a Druid of the Wild but is wondering if he should follow the Claw or the Talon.
Females only. Prefers other kaldorei women, but by far they've done almost nothing but scare him left to right, so he's considering others as an option. Open to humans and draenei. Anxious about Horde races, but he's possibly open to... actually, no Horde races, period. A blood elf broke his heart, so especially no sin'dorei.
Unsure about short or long term. He has yet to enter any actual relationship.
Quote: JIN'ZOL
Like most Trolls, Jin'Zol was born on the Darkspear Isles near the Maelstorm. He fought against the Humans when they came and started causing chaos. He was one of the first few off the islands with the Warchief. Soon after the rest of the village came and he moved into the newly founded Sen'Jin village. They finally got settled about a year ago.
As he is a Hunter, Jin'Zol enjoys hunting.
He describes himself as "normally jus' a little short of a full feast, if ya get what Ah mean." Right now he's been disciplining himself for the Hellscream Army. Currently an active service member.
Not picky about personality, but he prefers women who are Orcs or Trolls. He finds women who are willing to travel are rare, and would very much like one. He is hoping for a long term relationship.
Quote: EPSILON
Fought against the Argent Dawn, helped slay the Scarlets; Moved to Northrend and assisted the Ebon Blad against the Scourge. War ended, returned to Stormwind to try to recall past; found home, married, got ownership of a tavern. Now divorced.
Death knight. Skilled at killing. Learned to make food and drink. Likes to sing and do sculptures. Collects mangoes too. Likes fresh mangoes.
Doesn't need a husband yet but would like someone who cares. Doesn't care about race, but certainly male. Prefers a strong person, one that won't cry and whine easily. Wouldn't mind her roughness. Short term for now.
Quote: ISOLIA BLADEBARK
Born in Ashenvale. Killed for her people. Still does. Has little care for Horde. (Supposedly) doesn't have any rage issues.
Good with a sword and her fists. Took a hobby in drawing. Has an interest in fishing. Takes Horde teeth as currency.
Open to both genders. No one with short life spans. Wants somone who is not a "total weakling"; can take a good punch. Long term.
Quote: *There appear to be drawings around this profile, mostly of a troll riding a rocket*
Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Esthrunil Suntreader
History: Born in Quel’thalas, this elf quickly went to study the arcane like most every elf there. For whatever reason, she started to perform street magic for the masses.
Interests: Magic is the obvious one. She also enjoys art (char-coal and painting) and is an amateur musician. Also does tailoring, but mostly to make her own clothing (good household skill).
Preferences: No undead. Gender doesn’t matter.
Mate Must: An interest in travel, profession skills (crafters or mages). Likes conflict and *the next word is crossed out so many times that it can’t be read*. No diseases, cannot have a rage-filled hatred for the Sin’dorei (hate, sure, but who hates elves enough to be filled with rage?)
Long or Short?: Either.
Notes: Some piercings, I think seven on each ear. If she’s performing street magic, then she’s probably poor. She doesn’t seem to hate a lot of thing, or care about who she ends up with. Is Da’taz still available? This elf might piss her off.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Parth Vargon
History: Born in Lordaeron to a soldier-father and a mother who didn’t care for him. When his father went to fight in the military, he was adopted by a friend’s parents (because his mother neglected him). Fled to Hillsbrad when the Scourge came, and is now an Evoker-in-training.
Interests: Enjoys travelling, magic, and adventure. Also enjoys the violin. Bit of a simple man.
Preferences: Female only. No short ladies.
Mate Must: Have similar interest, and be patient. Cannot hate humans, and must take proper care of self.
Long or Short?: Either
Notes: Might work well with Esthrunil. Tends to stutter and blush like our favorite Tauren.
*Below the notes, there are more doodles of rockets and goblin girls.*
Quote: 1.) Paul Strokes
2.) Grew up in father's forge, but never learned the skill himself. Became a mercenary.Has recently been active in...elven... politics.
3.) Loves travel and adventure. Considers himself a tourist.Can use a mace and gun pretty well when needed.Is a skilled fighter.
4.) Will accept humans but greatly prefers Sin'Dorei - Female only
5.) Wants a strong willed-woman who's very soul will keep him interested. Also perhaps someone who likes to travel. also maybe skills in magic.
6.) Does not want someone that is boring or depressed. Wants the girl to be happy and out-going.
7.) Whatever it happens to develop into, or whatever she prefers.
Ray's note.
"The man seemed to think i was very professional. So I will add my personal note and say that from talking to him, Paul is a fine man. He is a bit shy about his preference of a Horde race, but I assured him that There is no judgment in The Love Exchange, and Kapre will do the best he can to find exactly what he is looking for. I salute you Paul Strokes, for being brave enough to express your love, and to seek happiness!
Quote: The following application has been mailed to Kapre the Matchmaker. It is written in nice, proper handwriting. It is obvious this application is written for somebody.
Quote:What is your full name? Age? Gender? Race? Occupation/class?
Jezzan the Hexx'mon. This troll is aged twenty-three years and is a keeper of tradition for his people. What is called a "hexxer", he dances to call on his people's spirits' power. Sacrifices as well, but they just consist of minor animals, like chickens.
Tell of your history (be brief).
I only know my history with him. I've been a bit of a "heroine" for a few years, and Jezzan was always there to help me. He used to be a traditional shaman before he became a hexxer. A "repair mon", as he called it. A healer.
How do you see yourself? What are your strengths and weaknesses?
I think he sees himself as a great protector of women. He'll be terrified of most things, but once he sees a woman in danger he'll "man up" as it were. A total sweetheart, gullible, easily confused, but dedicated. Can be loud if frightened. Very superstitious, though I don't know all of what he views as "bad juju".
What are your hobbies and interests?
Dancing, appeasing the spirits, appeasing women, gawking at women, traveling. I think.
What are you hoping to seek as a partner? Are you particular with gender and race?
A woman. Most any race, save for undead. Or gnomes, perhaps dwarves as well. The traditionally "pretty" races are his favored. And, of course, his own.
What traits would you like this partner to have?
Female. It would be wonderful if there was one that had the patience for his dramatics. Accepting of his practices, for I believe they fall under the "dark" category.
Are there any potential kinds of suitors you -don't- want?
Undead.
Short term or long term?
Either, though he may take short-term ending hard.
Thank you for your effort on this poor troll's behalf!
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Alshendra Rainsong
History: Born in Moonglade, Alshendra was raised like all other elves around too many trees. When she was of age, she joined the sentinels and served faithfully for thousands of years. She suffered a throat injury during that time and now works as a vigilante.
Interests: Like all good women, she likes cooking. She also enjoys quiet places (perhaps to admire nature), the night (like all night elves), and some blacksmithing. She’ll cook you a meal and fix your armor at the same time!
Prefers: Male only. Kaldorei preferred, but a human is a “maybe”.
Mate Must: Be nice, not much muscle, smart, fun to be around, enjoy the quiet, passionate in the relationship, and enjoy hugs. Must not be arrogant, selfish, nor have too much confidence. Should also not want to be dominant in the relationship.
Short or Long-term?: Both.
Notes: She’s mute, so her mate better have a lot of paper (and pens) or know another way to communicate with her. Also an elf, and you know how they are about other races (that means try to give her an elf lover). Doesn’t like going into detail. Maybe she will if she opens up to someone, despite always wanting everything to be quiet?
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Aliaress Darkrunner *it looks like something was scribbled over here*
History: One of the rare night elf druids on Azeroth, Aliaress spent most of her time in the Emerald Dream. But the Dream did not keep her from protecting her people and her homeland during the several wars the Night Elves fought in. She’s a master of the healing arts, making her the perfect mate for the kind of person who charges into battle and takes all the hits to the face. After the Third War, she was one of the druids who helped raise Teldrassil. This is a powerful gal you want on your side!
Interests: She enjoys trying to heal the land from the corrupting influence of the Burning Legion and Scourge, being a teacher to young druids or those interested in the art, cooking, and hunting.
Prefers: Night elf males only.
Mate must: Be strong, dominant, and compassionate. Must also enjoy nature, and like to laugh. Must not be angry or angsty (?). Going back to the “must haves” for a moment, he must be happy and kind. (Why couldn’t she tell me this while she was still on the “must have” question?) Insists that she is open. *Turning the application on its side, the word “Gaaaah!” can be seen written as well as “Stop jumping between the two questions!”*
Short or Long-term?: Long-term.
Notes: Was a bit nervous during the interview, sort of like Parth. She didn’t notice the Horde symbol on my tabard, so possibly quite stupid (which is okay, so long as she can cook and make babies (which she can)). She also kept hopping between “Mate must” and “Must not” questions, which was just SO damn annoying. For a final note, why have I been dealing with all elves lately? You would think they would be better at finding mates.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Tsutaj
History: Mysterious one. The past must stay behind.
Interests: He enjoys fighting, going on a thrilling adventurer, and gathering… stuff.
Prefers: Both genders, anything that isn’t undead or tiny (dwarves, gnomes, goblins, kobolds, murlocs, etc). No male taurens.
Mate Must: Must cook, must have great tits and ass if woman. Cannot have two dicks if male, cannot have anger issues, and cannot smell (as in, cannot smell like a murloc).
Short or Long-Term?: Don’t matter.
Notes: Kept confusing the questions, and stating preferences (as in “male or female and what race”) when I asked the “Mate must/must not” question. I’m going to separate “Mate Must” and “Mate Must Not” into two different sections from now on. Easier for me. Also, he slapped my ass.
Quote: KATRIANNE WEAVER
Was brought up in a performing troupe where she learned to sing and dance and play a lot of instruments. She likes artsy things. Her main source of income is her fiddle playing. Is "living impaired". (Scribbles 'I believe that is a slang for Forsaken. It is what she is, at any rate.')
Is looking for someone who is a gentleman. Someone who is polite, nice, and willing to look after her when she needs it. Pefers Humans and other Forsaken, can stretch out to Sin'Dorei if they're really nice. Males only.
Would prefer a long term relationship, but she states that it would be up to the man for how long he is willing to "put up" with her.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Kyramu. Kyra also works.
History: Born in Oshu’gun, Kyra’s parents wanted her to learn to use the Light and become a vindicator, but she decided to learn of the arcane, mastering herself in the art of frost magic (she can make your drink cold). When the Exodar “landed” on Azeroth, she gathered herself up and decided to travel the world (of Azeroth).
Interest: Travelling, meeting new people, and arcane-frost magic.
Prefers: (Two races seemed to be crossed off here. Looks like humans and night elves.) and Draenei only. Both genders are okay.
Mate Must: Be someone willing to travel with Kyra, someone who is calm and sweet, would prefer a magic user, but that’s not important.
Mate Must Not: Be angered easily, want to stick around one place for long, dress horribly.
Short or Long-Term?: Long.
Notes: Be perfectly honest? The party out there was distracting, so I couldn’t find anything to note about her unless you want me to put “has boobs”.
Quote: MAGICFANG RIPTOOTH, THE RAGEHEART OF ARCANE HATE
A powerful Wizard who is feared and has 'many shinies'. He noted that he is also evil and powerful...then empasized that he is deared. And has many shinies.
He states his personal history as such: "I killed a mighty wizard and took his staff! Then I learninated magic. And then I punched a baby in the face. And ate kittens. And became a wise Gnoll for a Gnoll tribe. And I ate more kittens. Then a piggy. A won fights in a tourney thingie in the jungle."
When asked what sort of mate he is looking for, all he stated was that they would have to be "living". When pressed for more details, he said he wants a Gnoll also. "One with lots of shinies and food would be nice."
Note: While I mostly did this to get out of being robbed, I have to admit Magicfang has this disgusting...cuteness about him. He has a horrible smell, though. Do all Gnolls smell like this??
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: “Master” Finzer
History: The best and richest bounty hunter on Azeroth, and any other planet out there. Manhood is also massive.
Interests: Sex, hanging around, and hunting.
Prefers: Women only. No draenei, no taurens, no dwarves, no gnomes, no undead, no night elves.
Mate must: Big tits, wide hips, must obey what he says.
Mate must not: Have a dick, and/or diseases.
Short or Long-term?: Short
Notes: Insisted on the Master title. Insisted on being called the best and richest bounty hunter. Insisted on a lot of things. Just throw Da’taz at him and call it a day.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Tragga Walks-The-Path
History: A hunter for her tribe, she was usually fighting off raging kodos, angry tallstriders, massive wolves, and dangerous harpies. Has recently left her tribe for reasons not stated.
Prefers: Both. Tauren male preferred. No gnomes, dwarves, undead, elves, or other pest races (like gnolls).
Mate must: Have a sense of honor, subtlety, be willing to travel, camp in the wilderness, and have a sense of humor.
Mate must not: Have absurd proportions, smell, and be afraid of wild beast.
Short or Long-term?: Either.
Notes: Seems a bit shy about her flowering picking hobby, for some reason. Do we even have other tauren male clients, besides the overly shy one?
Quote: Volyena
Simply a mage. Enjoys tailoring the most. No family at current time, and travels Azeroth.
Polite; sees herself as intelligent, artistic. Plays with arcane illusions to express her creativity.
Open to both gendres, milder preference to men. Draenei and Kaldorei.
Long term
Quote: Clovis Briarthorn, 28, Male, Human - Dalaran Native
Only son of an Alchemist and Arcanist. Has belonged to the Silver Hand, Argent Dawn, and Crusade. Brief stint as a Violet Hold Guard. Has only adventured in greater Lordaeron area, and Northrend.
Well balanced. Warrior for the Light. Wants a family. Hasn't seen the world. Difficulty relating to others. Difficulty expressing feelings. Over-protective.
Follow the Three Virtues of the Light. Exploring. Talking about history. Loves Dalaran libraries and shops. Loves Dalaran. Loves learning.
Females only. No Orcs. No Trolls. No Tauren. No Night Elves. Maybe Draenei? No furries. Exceptions can be made for Argent Dawn/Crusade members, past and present. Forsaken would never apply for this anyway, right?
Love, or understanding of love for the Light, required.
Loyalty and honesty required. Zero tolerance for liars and backstabbers. Intelligent. Sense of humor. Willingness to learn. Nurturing. Wants a family.
Long Term only.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Alivana Shaderunner
History: A typical elven background story, growing up in the forests and knowing how to use a bow. And then the typical story changed when her mother rejected her and she was forced to do odd jobs for other people. She found a love for nice clothing and leatherworking, so it’s not all bad. She has been hunting in the Ghostlands and Silverpine Forests since. Eventually, she spent time as a slave and, obviously, was later freed but with none of her things. She started over in Eversong, and now… she’s here, as she put it.
Interests: Cooking, talking, laughing, hunting, skinning, running, playing, poking, jumping off things, wrestle, listen, drink moonberry juice, fancy shirts, swords, bows, playing with her hair, and sleeping.
Prefers: Male elves only.
Mate Must: Be a nice guy with manners who doesn’t mind her talking so much (she talks a lot) and who likes animals. Be creative. Have a sense of humor.
Mate Must Not: Have a smoking habit, be an alcoholic (drinking is fine, but don’t be a worthless drunk), be a lazy shit.
Short or Long-Term?: Long.
Notes: Talked too much, didn’t know what she wanted in a mate until some human came by and talked about what she liked about her deceased husband, and has an issue with being in love with someone who didn’t return her feelings and went for her best friend. Yah, have fun with this one, Kapre.
Quote: Interviewer: Celes
Name: Cressy
Race: Goblin
Gender: Female
Short Description: A small goblin that works on Booty Bay as auctioneer. Frequently holds auction to sell different products. Recently had a surgery to improve her breasts and hips. Seems to care much about her physical appearance. Appeared offended when a certain troll brute refused to saw anything interesting on her.
History: A kid among fourteen others. Been working with auctions since she can remember, selling and buying things. Currently helping with auctions at Booty Bay. Wishes to have a family, have kids and maybe open a Bordello.
Interests: Money, Alcohol.
Gender preference: Both, but prefers males the most.
Racial preference: No Humans, Kal'dorei, Dwarves, Gnomes and Undead. Would like similar skin tones, perhaps an Orc, a Troll or another goblin.
What would like in a mate: Big hands, money, muscles.
What wouldn't like in a mate: Morals. Too much hair.
Term: Short or Long is fine. Doesn't like one-night stands.
Quote: Interviewer: Rylei
Name: Jof'waz
Race: Troll
Gender: Male
Short Description: He has a face some women would die for, as well as a smile to go with it. He's skin is blue-green in color, and his hair is red, as well as in braids.
History: He's a Darkspear troll, born in the isle near the South Sea. He wasn't sure who his mother was, his father having many mates. He was later adopted by the same orc that saved him from murlocs. He was raised alongside the orc's son, learning engineering in the process. He served alongside his adopted father until his death. He later was caught and forced to be a gladiator in Northrend. When he was freed, he came back to Orgrimmar and joined the Love Exchange.
Interests: He enjoys engineering, flirting, fighting, and playing dice.
Gender preference: Both, but prefers women more.
Racial preference: He doesn't want any undeads, no dwarf men, and no ugly dwarf women (in his eyes). Troll's, orc's, and goblin's are his favorites.
What would like in a mate: He would want them to know how to cook, and would love it if they were an engineer as well.
What wouldn't like in a mate: He's not into the overly aggressive types, the one's who like to claim dominance and try to turn everything into a fight.
Term: For male a short term, for a female a long term relationship.
Quote: Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Mara Joveno
History: Born in Lordaeron around twenty years ago, she spent most of her life with her mother after her father left. After a few years in Lordaeron, they moved to Stormwind and now spend their time exploring places. (A mother and daughter exploration team? Sounds nice.) She claims to know how to use a knife.
Interests: Juice, making clothing (bonus!), being quiet, cuddling, rain, and playing almost all kinds of card games.
Prefers: Humans and blood elves, male only.
Mate Must: Be well muscled and have long hair. He has to love to cuddle and enjoy the rain. He should be tough around others and sweet when alone with her. Must also be afraid to get near Mara’s mom. Being adventurous and enjoying card games is a plus.
Mate Must Not: Be a paladin or priest, must not find her mother attractive, and must not be dominant (as in making all the decisions).
Short or Long-Term?: Both.
Notes: Chubby. Really, don’t put a cake in front of her or you’ll lose it. Also a bit rude, since she insulted my beautiful accent.
Quote: Interviewer: Rylei
Name: Aila Joveno
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Short description: A tall woman, with a head of light brown hair, and light colored skin.
History: She lived in Lordaeron, where she met the man who would come to be her husband. They had a child together, and had to move to Stormwind when it was invaded. Her husband, Thomas, stayed behind to help with the soldiers.
Interests: She likes tailoring, cooking, and speaking with young men and women of many races, finding them interesting. She also knows a thing or two about magic.
Gender preference: Male
Racial preference: Anything that isn't undead.
What would like in a mate: She would love for them to be charming, cute, or a gentleman. All three would be the best. Creativity, muscles, and them being kinky would be a plus.
What wouldn't like in a mate: She doesn't like them disrespectful, or smelly. She also doesn't want them too tall, or too short.
Term: Both would be just fine with her.
Other notes: She's a fun person to talk to!
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz
Name: Leeva
History: Like all Darkspears, she was born on an island in the South Seas. Her father had four mates, and she had plenty of brothers and sister. As she, along with her sisters, were expected to know to know to cook and lay on their back, she decided to escape the same time the murlocs capt- *The history, along with everything else, stops there*
Notes: Loa, elements, ancestors, something help me! I was looking at my sister the whole time!
Quote:Interviewer: Rylei
Name: Kepora Frazzletail
Race: Tauren
Gender: Male
Short description: A tall, black tauren that looked a bit roughed up at the time of this interview.
History: He was born in Kalimdor, like other tauren. He left until his -very- adolescence, when his father attempted to drown him. He traveled to Ratchet to follow his inquisitive nature and learn how things worked, eventually learning engineering. He saved enough money for a ride to Booty Bay, and met the man he looked up to as a father, Oglethorp Obnoticus. He spent a lot of time traveling the Eastern Kingdoms as well.
Interests: Engineering is his passion. He loves animals as well.
Gender preference: Female
Racial preference: Iffy on undeads and death knights, not too big with blood elves, but would give it a shot. Other than that he's fine with any others.
What would like in a mate: Kindness is a must! Would also like them to be loyal and love him for -him-, not for his body and skills. He would also like them to like being touched, as in hugged and cuddled.
What wouldn't like in a mate: Cruelty, abusiveness, nastiness, and someone who is big on labeling entire races.
Term: Long term is what he's looking for.
Other notes: One of the those people you just want to walk up to and give a big hug to. He's a bit of a softy (said so himself). I know someone would be lucky to have him, having a big heart as he does.
Short description: A tall, black tauren that looked a bit roughed up at the time of this interview.
History: He was born in Kalimdor, like other tauren. He left until his -very- adolescence, when his father attempted to drown him. He traveled to Ratchet to follow his inquisitive nature and learn how things worked, eventually learning engineering. He saved enough money for a ride to Booty Bay, and met the man he looked up to as a father, Oglethorp Obnoticus. He spent a lot of time traveling the Eastern Kingdoms as well.
Interests: Engineering is his passion. He loves animals as well.
Gender preference: Female
Racial preference: Iffy on undeads and death knights, not too big with blood elves, but would give it a shot. Other than that he's fine with any others.
What would like in a mate: Kindness is a must! Would also like them to be loyal and love him for -him-, not for his body and skills. He would also like them to like being touched, as in hugged and cuddled.
What wouldn't like in a mate: Cruelty, abusiveness, nastiness, and someone who is big on labeling entire races.
Term: Long term is what he's looking for.
Other notes: One of the those people you just want to walk up to and give a big hug to. He's a bit of a softy (said so himself). I know someone would be lucky to have him, having a big heart as he does.
10-31-2011, 10:16 PM (This post was last modified: 10-31-2011, 10:17 PM by Mathias.)
Those who get this treatment had their profiles removed from the neutral bulletin boards. If your character wants their profile removed, send a letter to one of us IC.
Edit: Above profile added to my spoilered text of doom.
MATCHES HAVE BEEN MADE! The following matches are being proposed for the following characters:
Clovis/Endling
Kyramu/Volyena
Dataz/Finzer
Kromlarg/Maya
Faelion/Alivana
Kepora/Aila
Abian/Rut
These are matches based on suggestions made by others in TLE and other players. Other matches will be considered in the new future.
For the players above, expect mail and copies of the profiles in-game. If you approve of the proposed match, an initial date can be arranged for 2 IC Silver. Mail Kapre or PM me for a confirmation or denial.
Short description: He's really tall, with black fur all over. He may come off as scary to those who don't know him, or haven't met him.
History: He spent his youth training to become a fighter with the rest of the Darkhorn Tribe. He later joined the Argent Dawn, and was offered a position in the Argent Crusade afterwards, where he met your's truly.
Interests: He likes to carve statues, hunt, and knows a good bit about cooking.
Racial preference: He doesn't mind any race.
Gender preference: Female
What would like in a mate: He'd like anyone who respects life, would only kill for a justifiable reason, and is trustworthy. He would want to be able to talk to them about anything at all, in confidence.
What wouldn't like in a mate: The thirst for blood.
Term: He's looking for a long term relationship.
Other notes: He's another fun one to talk to, at least to me! Another one someone would be lucky to have.
*Bites lip and fidgets* Didn't expect it that fast! @_@; I mean that's a good thing and your services are great but ohmanIgottagetreadygrinddownthisdangstumpgetthesmellofsaltwaterouttameohmanohmanohman!
Short description: An elf with beautiful, long brown hair, with a face easy to fall in love with.
History: He's of the Silvermoon's Bloodrune's, known for their merchants who sell rare and high quality goods. He went off on his own, letting the others watch over the business. He wanted to roam, and has been doing so for the past few years. He's currently building a business consortium.
Interests: He likes riding things, wandering and exploring the world, and mechanics.
Racial preference: He's fine with any race that isn't a murloc.
Gender preference: Either, however he'd only want a blood elf for a male.
What would like in a mate: They must be able to function in the complex web of connections he deals with, as well as be able to defend themselves.
What wouldn't like in a mate: Someone who lacks understanding of etiquette, and someone who's needy.
Term: It depends on the person he ends up with. If he feels it's worth investing time in, he'll take it long term.
Other notes: He wasn't afraid to talk about anything he had in mind, at least it seemed to me like he wasn't. He's also charming, if I hadn't already written that down.
History: A human turned Forsaken. He ran a… surgery place in Lordaeron prior to the Third War. Took something called an excursion and was one of the first to fall to the plague. He was turned into a dead man by the toast in his breakfast.
Interests: Wine, writing, fly-fishing, intelligent conversations, walking on the beach, and sunsets.
Prefers: Forsaken. Gender doesn’t matter, and any race is fine, but he prefers Forsaken.
Mate Must: Be polite.
Mate Must Not:
Short or Long-Term?: Short. Long. He said it wouldn’t matter in the end.
Notes: It seems like he’s looking for friends instead of lovers… which is good, since he’s undead and everything. Didn’t seem to require much, so excuse the lack of info for the must haves and must not haves.
Short description: She's tall (or maybe I'm just short), and she has long violet hair. She keeps herself clean, and I believe there was a sparkle in her teeth, but that might have been just me. She also had leaves twiddled in her hair, it looked nice if you ask me!
History: She joined the Sisterhood and later became a priestess. Before the Third War and the orc invasion, she joined the Watchers. After the war, she couldn't rejoin them, but instead remain in their lands. She's currently on one of her journeys.
Interests: She likes to write and watch the sky at night.
Racial preference: Night elf, but she's willing to try with a tauren. Nothing else.
Gender preference: Male
What would like in a mate: Patience, strength, someone to lean on or watch over. She would love if they had a connection with nature. She would like it if they could take a punch, or a joke.
What wouldn't like in a mate: An engineer or arcanist. She also wouldn't want any self-centered people. Somebody undead.
Term: Long term relationship
Other notes: She started out a tad shy, but lost the shyness after we started. I think whoever she ends up with will be happy they got her!
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