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The Love Exchange (aka, Kapre's Angels)
#76
(10-18-2011, 04:48 PM)Mathias Wrote: Jof'waz and Ishani should be those assistant matchmakers!


Edit: Another profile!
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz

Name: Tragga Walks-The-Path

History: A hunter for her tribe, she was usually fighting off raging kodos, angry tallstriders, massive wolves, and dangerous harpies. Has recently left her tribe for reasons not stated.

Interests: Hunting, guns, explosives, challenges, leatherworking, picking flowers.

Prefers: Both. Tauren male preferred. No gnomes, dwarves, undead, elves, or other pest races (like gnolls).

Mate must: Have a sense of honor, subtlety, be willing to travel, camp in the wilderness, and have a sense of humor.

Mate must not: Have absurd proportions, smell, and be afraid of wild beast.

Short or Long-term?: Either.

Notes: Seems a bit shy about her flowering picking hobby, for some reason. Do we even have other tauren male clients, besides the overly shy one?

...Overly shy... No, it can't be. Kepora? You're not talking about Kepora. Are you? Because we've already met and... Well yeah. Good luck with the match! ^_^

Also, this guild seems to be doing fairly well in its 'mission'. Good job!
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#77
(10-18-2011, 07:52 PM)Kyndari Wrote:
(10-18-2011, 04:48 PM)Mathias Wrote: Jof'waz and Ishani should be those assistant matchmakers!


Edit: Another profile!
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz

Name: Tragga Walks-The-Path

History: A hunter for her tribe, she was usually fighting off raging kodos, angry tallstriders, massive wolves, and dangerous harpies. Has recently left her tribe for reasons not stated.

Interests: Hunting, guns, explosives, challenges, leatherworking, picking flowers.

Prefers: Both. Tauren male preferred. No gnomes, dwarves, undead, elves, or other pest races (like gnolls).

Mate must: Have a sense of honor, subtlety, be willing to travel, camp in the wilderness, and have a sense of humor.

Mate must not: Have absurd proportions, smell, and be afraid of wild beast.

Short or Long-term?: Either.

Notes: Seems a bit shy about her flowering picking hobby, for some reason. Do we even have other tauren male clients, besides the overly shy one?

...Overly shy... No, it can't be. Kepora? You're not talking about Kepora. Are you? Because we've already met and... Well yeah. Good luck with the match! ^_^

Also, this guild seems to be doing fairly well in its 'mission'. Good job!

Jof met Kepora after taking this profile, the note was added before he met Kepora.

Jof is talking about a Tauren in The Love Exchange.
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#78
(10-18-2011, 08:11 PM)Mathias Wrote:
(10-18-2011, 07:52 PM)Kyndari Wrote:
(10-18-2011, 04:48 PM)Mathias Wrote: Jof'waz and Ishani should be those assistant matchmakers!


Edit: Another profile!
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz

Name: Tragga Walks-The-Path

History: A hunter for her tribe, she was usually fighting off raging kodos, angry tallstriders, massive wolves, and dangerous harpies. Has recently left her tribe for reasons not stated.

Interests: Hunting, guns, explosives, challenges, leatherworking, picking flowers.

Prefers: Both. Tauren male preferred. No gnomes, dwarves, undead, elves, or other pest races (like gnolls).

Mate must: Have a sense of honor, subtlety, be willing to travel, camp in the wilderness, and have a sense of humor.

Mate must not: Have absurd proportions, smell, and be afraid of wild beast.

Short or Long-term?: Either.

Notes: Seems a bit shy about her flowering picking hobby, for some reason. Do we even have other tauren male clients, besides the overly shy one?

...Overly shy... No, it can't be. Kepora? You're not talking about Kepora. Are you? Because we've already met and... Well yeah. Good luck with the match! ^_^

Also, this guild seems to be doing fairly well in its 'mission'. Good job!

Jof met Kepora after taking this profile, the note was added before he met Kepora.

Jof is talking about a Tauren in The Love Exchange.

Hmm. Well okay then. XD
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#79
"Are you a lonely heart of Azeroth?"

No, I live in Outlands.
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#80
The overly shy Tauren, Tibalan, is gay. He's a no-go for Tragga, I'm afraid XD.

The matchmaking spreadsheet has been updated!

http://a.domaindlx.com/ImagenAshyun/02%2...20COPY.xls


Also, a blank sheet for TLErs to work on! Kapre will get around to promote a few Archangels to Assistant Matchmakers.

http://a.domaindlx.com/ImagenAshyun/02%2...0BLANK.xls
FFFFFFFFF, made the updated spreadsheet too early XD I'll add Clovis probably tomorrow. Gotta chase the Horseman! :)

Quote:Clovis Briarthorn, 28, Male, Human - Dalaran Native

Only son of an Alchemist and Arcanist. Has belonged to the Silver Hand, Argent Dawn, and Crusade. Brief stint as a Violet Hold Guard. Has only adventured in greater Lordaeron area, and Northrend.

Well balanced. Warrior for the Light. Wants a family. Hasn't seen the world. Difficulty relating to others. Difficulty expressing feelings. Over-protective.

Follow the Three Virtues of the Light. Exploring. Talking about history. Loves Dalaran libraries and shops. Loves Dalaran. Loves learning.

Females only. No Orcs. No Trolls. No Tauren. No Night Elves. Maybe Draenei? No furries. Exceptions can be made for Argent Dawn/Crusade members, past and present. Forsaken would never apply for this anyway, right?

Love, or understanding of love for the Light, required.

Loyalty and honesty required. Zero tolerance for liars and backstabbers. Intelligent. Sense of humor. Willingness to learn. Nurturing. Wants a family.

Long Term only.
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#81
I have noticed some problems with the spreadsheet. But would rather talk about them IC.
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#82
Immagen a trial GM now...

We are all going to die.

Congragulations!
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#83
Yay! Now our overlo-... boss has a green name!
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#84
Immy, have you ever considered getting a guild-sub forum for the Love Exchange and having all your profiles there?
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#85
I have, but we don't meet the required minimum of 10 players save the guild master. I only have 8.
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#86
You can always recruit Zakk :D
"Everyone is hypocrite by nature. Burst their bubble and tell them real truth and they will hate you fiercely, no matter if they are pink or blue."
"Gray" Zennshinagas
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#87
Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Jof’waz

Name: Alivana Shaderunner

History: A typical elven background story, growing up in the forests and knowing how to use a bow. And then the typical story changed when her mother rejected her and she was forced to do odd jobs for other people. She found a love for nice clothing and leatherworking, so it’s not all bad. She has been hunting in the Ghostlands and Silverpine Forests since. Eventually, she spent time as a slave and, obviously, was later freed but with none of her things. She started over in Eversong, and now… she’s here, as she put it.

Interests: Cooking, talking, laughing, hunting, skinning, running, playing, poking, jumping off things, wrestle, listen, drink moonberry juice, fancy shirts, swords, bows, playing with her hair, and sleeping.

Prefers: Male elves only.

Mate Must: Be a nice guy with manners who doesn’t mind her talking so much (she talks a lot) and who likes animals. Be creative. Have a sense of humor.

Mate Must Not: Have a smoking habit, be an alcoholic (drinking is fine, but don’t be a worthless drunk), be a lazy shit.

Short or Long-Term?: Long.

Notes: Talked too much, didn’t know what she wanted in a mate until some human came by and talked about what she liked about her deceased husband, and has an issue with being in love with someone who didn’t return her feelings and went for her best friend. Yah, have fun with this one, Kapre.
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#88
New Profile!

Spoiler:
Quote:Interviewer: Celes

Name: Cressy

Race: Goblin

Gender: Female

Short Description: A small goblin that works on Booty Bay as auctioneer. Frequently holds auction to sell different products. Recently had a surgery to improve her breasts and hips. Seems to care much about her physical appearance. Appeared offended when a certain troll brute refused to saw anything interesting on her.

History: A kid among fourteen others. Been working with auctions since she can remember, selling and buying things. Currently helping with auctions at Booty Bay. Wishes to have a family, have kids and maybe open a Bordello.

Interests: Money, Alcohol.

Gender preference: Both, but prefers males the most.

Racial preference: No Humans, Kal'dorei, Dwarves, Gnomes and Undead. Would like similar skin tones, perhaps an Orc, a Troll or another goblin.

What would like in a mate: Big hands, money, muscles.

What wouldn't like in a mate: Morals. Too much hair.

Term: Short or Long is fine. Doesn't like one-night stands.
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#89
Looks like a couple folks left the guild before we would be eligible for our own subforum (which we surely need not only for the guild itself, but for clients and other non-guild members). In addition to taking in profiles, Kapre would like to encourage everyone in TLE to advertise recruitment for hiring. We'll be making use of the IC Currency system so everyone can have their own source of income, with a minimum of 1G a month and bonuses provided depending on how many profiles you take within the paying month. Since so far we haven't arranged any dates yet (though I intend to get around that soon), I'm resorting to selling items on the side as our primary source of income, as well as assorted events with entrance fees.

Also, if your character makes crafts or have any other additional skills, you can also sell that on the side with 50% of the profits going to the business and the remaining to just you (at least for now, it's still negotiable). We'll be trying to set up an official shop for purchasable gifts and merchandise.

I'll work on a poster for all inns and taverns to have up as an ad. Hopefully this can invite more members into the business as well as increase our clientele.

By far, we have:

Kapre: Jewelry (JCing)
Tibalan: Assorted baked treats and meals for dates (Cooking)
Narek (BK201) (Non-guild member): Perfume and Confectionary (Implied items, I think)
Kantado: Music and serenading (implied, of course)
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#90
Interviewer: Rylei

Name: Jof'waz

Race: Troll

Gender: Male

Short Description: He has a face some women would die for, as well as a smile to go with it. He's skin is blue-green in color, and his hair is red, as well as in braids.

History: He's a Darkspear troll, born in the isle near the South Sea. He wasn't sure who his mother was, his father having many mates. He was later adopted by the same orc that saved him from murlocs. He was raised alongside the orc's son, learning engineering in the process. He served alongside his adopted father until his death. He later was caught and forced to be a gladiator in Northrend. When he was freed, he came back to Orgrimmar and joined the Love Exchange.

Interests: He enjoys engineering, flirting, fighting, and playing dice.

Gender preference: Both, but prefers women more.

Racial preference: He doesn't want any undeads, no dwarf men, and no ugly dwarf women (in his eyes). Troll's, orc's, and goblin's are his favorites.

What would like in a mate: He would want them to know how to cook, and would love it if they were an engineer as well.

What wouldn't like in a mate: He's not into the overly aggressive types, the one's who like to claim dominance and try to turn everything into a fight.

Term: For male a short term, for a female a long term relationship.
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