Your character as a WoW boss

[Spiralin]

Okay okay, so I decided I might as well make Relon into a WoW boss, what do I get? Here it is;

When clicked on:

Relon stares at you, emotionless, bored, and it gets colder.

"Talk less ..... it will help you .... in your future ....."

Aggro:

The air around the snowy landscape gets even colder, chilling your veins.

"You talk to much."

When killing a player:

"I ..... warned you ....."

Relon shakes his head, not even muttering a word, for that was the death of you in the first place.

"You can not ..... match ..... my arcane power ....."

Phase 2:

Relon stomps his foot, tossing his robe to the side, ice armor covering his vital spots. Swords of ice as hard as Saronite itself forms within his grasp. He stares at you.

Enrage:

Relon freezes your mouth shut, you can not speak until he's killed.

Upon wiping a group:

"Silence ....."

Relon turns and leaves, without uttering a word. Freezing the dead bodies in place.

Death:

"My ......" He looks up into emptiness, " ..... Power ...." He dies.

He turns, right before he dies he freezes himself, turning into a monumental ice sculpture. Unbreakable, of course.

"I spoke .... too much ....." He dies.

Edit: Possible voice-over in the future.

[puncturedwords]

Someone needs to take my mic away from me! (But I just got a REALLY NICE MIC and made my own POP SCREEN and I'm TOTALLY RECORDING TOO MUCH OH GOD NARCISSISM AUHGBLUAHGUABGAGBUALGHAGBUALGAGBLAH)

Anyway, redid Anne so she actually sounds like she has a personality.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pYB-oBNb04[/youtube]

[DaveM]

Who said Dead girls don't dance?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVFuMYFaBwE[/youtube]

(Lines in the video description)

[Esthrunil]

Caroline:

Spoiler:

When clicked on:
1. "Yes?"
2. "Can I help you?"
3. "Well? Out with it, then."
4. "Please, stop doing that."
5. "I've studying to do. Leave me be."
6. "Just stop."
7. "If you've nothing to say, then kindly sod off!" She coughs, "I meant to say leave me be."

Aggro:

"Oh come, now..."
"Very well, though I assure you: You are making a mistake."
"It always ends like this..."


When killing a player:

"Please don't die - Oh, pity..."
"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Enrage:

"You know not what you do!"
"Ignorant, belligerent fools!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Oh dear, none left alive... Pity."
"Now I've less time to study."

Death:

She coughs, "No, no, no - I need t- to finish. I n -"
"Never thought it would end this way."

And I do fully intend to put some voice to this, if you'll give me some time to put some proper training in.

[Barris]

Right. Here's my Scarlet character, former Marshal James Stanbridge. Let's get something straight, I definitely do not like how these turned out. Too many sharp consonants for my taste, but here we go:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iRzPY9ociQ[/youtube]

Lines:

Spoiler:

James Stanbridge

When clicked on:

"I'm getting too old for this."
"What say you?"
"Time's wasting."

Pissed:

"I should have been out of the game years ago."
"The world I have known is lost in shadows."
"I am the law, and the law is not mocked!"

Aggro:

"You have crossed the line!"

When killing a player:

"Justice has come!"
"Learn from this defeat."
"The Light shall bring you home."

Phase 2:

"Oh, Holy Light, let me be your sword and shield, to help those who cannot help themselves. Let me be your torch, to guide home lost souls. And help me bring forth the new dawn to bring daylight to those locked in eternal night!"

Enrage:

"May righteousness purge you!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Burn the bodies. We don't need them rising again."
"Be at peace. Your troubles are over."

Death:

"There is no way... to go on..."
"My only regret... is that I only have one life to give... for New... Lordaeron...!"

Now this... is something a little bit different, that may come as a shock to some of my fellow Scarlet role-players. This incarnation of James Stanbridge is not the only one. The Stanbridge that I have on retail, on Moon Guard, is completely and totally different. There, he was, ironically, killed by the Scarlet Crusade when he tried to bring a number of Plagueland refugees into Hearthglen. He was raised as a Death Knight, and it snapped his poor mind. So when the Ebon Blade broke free, he stole the garb of a Scarlet priest and believed himself to be a priest of the Holy Light. Calling himself Father Manbridge Stanbridge, he hangs out around the Cathedral of Light in Stormwind City, giving out random and inane blessings to whatever comes to mind. I figured I'd throw this bonus video in to show him. Note that he's not exactly a boss, but an ally during a crucial boss fight, handing out blessings and buffs to you, depending on both race and class.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAN_DtM96os[/youtube]

Lines:

Spoiler:

Father James "Manbridge" Stanbridge

When clicked on:

"Have you come to seek the Light?"
"All blessings can be exchanged for another of equal or lesser value!"
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace!"
"Make way for Manbridge Stanbridge!"

Pissed:

"Of course I'm a priest! Look, I've got the little hat and everything!"
"No, that is not an AXE on my back. That is my Stick of Blessing!"
"My glowing eyes? Well, the Holy Light flows throughout my body, why shouldn't it come out my eyeballs?!"

Phase 2:
"And now a reading from the Book of Manbridge."

Blessing Race Roulette:

Humans: "Blessed are the Humans, the first to see the Light. Sure, they remind me of white bread with no butter and their kingdoms have a bad habit of getting their shit wrecked, but damnit, they mean well. ...most of 'em."

Gnomes: "Blessed are the Gnomes, because when it's all said and done, it'll be the short people that take over the world with their machines held together with duct tape and krazy glue. Rock on!"

Dwarves: "Blessed are the Dwarves, because they managed to bring together two of life's essentials: religion and alcohol. Still not as short as Gnomes, so they get docked for that, but they can always get smaller."

Night Elves: "Blessed are the Night Elves. ...they're tall. ...um, that's all I got for now, I'll get back to you on that."

Draenei: "Blessed are the Draenei and their SPECTACULARLY AWESOME SPACE SHIP. The Ministry of Manbridge is looking for such a vessel and YOU GUYS ARE THE HOOK UP. Let's chat after the battle."

Orcs: "Blessed are the Orcs. It ain't easy bein' green, but you suckers make it look EASY! HOW DO YOU DO THAT!?"

Trolls: "Blessed are the Trolls. You are friends of the hookah, that much is clear, but it's aaaaaaaall good, no cops 'round here."

Forsaken: "Blessed are the Forsaken. You are what people have in mind anytime someone says, "It could be worse.""

Tauren: "Blessed are the Tauren. You ARE the beef, and don't let nobody tell you otherwise!"

Blood Elves: "Blessed are the Blood Elves. So what if the Sunwell exploded, leaving your people in a painful state of addiction that resulted in you guys resorting to fel magic to sate your hunger, ultimately corrupting your race and damning you in the eyes of your former allies. You're pretty. And really, isn't that all that counts?"

Blessing Class Roulette:

Warrior: "Blessed are the warriors. You can't heal. You can't cast. You're like a gimped Paladin. But you can beat people to death with a Kobold Mining Shovel. And that makes you awesome."

Paladin: "Blessed are the paladins. You guys give "hammer time" a whole new meaning. Remove the collective sticks from your asses, and you'd actually be tolerable!"

Hunter: "Blessed are the hunters for this reason: you can tame BEARS. You can actually tame something that will EAT YOUR OPPONENTS FACE. AND THAT'S TOTALLY AWESOME."

Rogue: "Blessed are the rogues. Sure you guys are basically petty thieves and everyone hates your filthy stinking guts for pickpocketing them, like when you made off with my poor box, but the Light still loves you. REALLY."

Priest: "Blessed are the priests. Because we're awesome. It's just a shame that none of them can really take a punch to the face."

Death Knight: "Blessed are the Death Knights. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. BLESSED ARE THE DEATH KNIGHTS BECAUSE I SAY SO."

Shaman: "Blessed are the shamans. You make talking to the voices in your head look cool. Plus, you can throw lightning at people. That's always nice."

Mage: "Blessed are the mages. The masters of fire, frost, and arcane. Wielders of great power. And hey, if my coffee is too hot or too cold, you guys have just the right spells to get the temperature juuuuust right."

Warlock: "Blessed are the warlocks. They manage to control fel magic better than most. Be glad they're on OUR side! Of course, if they're not on our side, the Light will SMITE THE HELL OUT OF THEM!"

Druid: "Blessed are the Druids. They can turn into BEARS. THEY can TURN into BEARS. How is that not totally awesome?!"

What has science done?

[puncturedwords]

I have one word to say about Father Manbridge Stanbridge, and that is this:

OMGWTFBBQSQUEEWOWFOREALZTEEHEEYARLYASDFQWERTY!!1!!1!1!!11!!ELEBENDEE!1!11!1!!

*swoon*

[Krilari]

Father Manbridge Stanbridge....

I...

Holy Sh*t.

[FlyingSquirrel]

Manbridge Stanbridge...

Bring him to CoTH.

Please.

[Vind101]

Omg man, that was AWESOME.

[Spiralin]

Manbridge Stanbridge for President!

[Aphetoros]

Manbridge Stanbridge for President!

[Rigley]

Macata

When clicked on:
"..."
-Static-
"Need... something?"
"Right..."

Aggro:
"Be careful... I'm contagious."
"Get ready..."
"Toxic..."

When killing a player:
"Outclassed..."
"Hah..."
"Peace... in death..."

Phase 2:

Macata tugs open one of his toxin canisters.
"Breath deep..."

Enrage:
"Running... Low."
"Valve... two..."

Death:
Macata twitches, his canisters rumbling. The Forsaken cackles madly, static and alert tones overtaking his voice before he explodes into a violent mist of plague, metal shrapnel, and acid.

[Grakor456]

Ulfarr

When clicked on:
"Cheers!"
"Ay-up, look what the cat dragged in."
"Trouble? No sir! Being quite good, I am!"

Aggro:
"Eh, nothing like the smell of fear."
"Gutless churl!"

When killing a player:
"Won't need gold where you're going!"
"I've seen worse, but not by much."
"Just have to go for the throat!"

Phase 2:
"Alright, fine. You want a fight, I'll rip out your throat!"

Killing Spree:
"Too slow to catch me, you are!"

Wiping a Group:
"Tragic are war's horrors...I think I got blood on my vest."

Death:
"Ugh...jolly good...show, that..."

[Krilari]

Victoria 'Vicky' Bloodbath

When clicked on:

What do you want?
Welcome, ebon knight. (if a death knight)
If you even consider touching me I shall run you in my sword without hesitation.
Flee or die.

Aggro:

Face death's incarnation!
Knights, to arms!

When killing a player:

You should of fled when I gave you the choice.
Vicky looks over the corpse and licks her lips. After a moment a bloodworm jumps from her blade and begins to feast.

Phase 2:

Vorthus rides up behind her, followed by a ghoul as well as three it her death knights.

When wiping a group (Phase 1):

Weaklings.
More blood to sate the wounds.

(Phase 2):

Let not a strip of flesh go to waste, vorthus, more ghouls to serve you.

Death:

Do we...have a purpose?
It was a worth afterlife, Vorthus.
Knights! To..arms...

[Etmosril]

Thread necromancy! :B


Thani Deepriver, epic nerd, researcher, and all-around brat.


When clicked on:

"If one more person tells me about how only 'silent rivers run deep'..."

"It'll either be interesting, or it'll be quick."

Spoken over her shoulder. "Hey Ter, come over here and get a look at this freak- Oh wait, whoops, he's still here."

Aggro:

"Stand back, I'm doing SCIENCE!"

When killing a player:

Thani pokes the corpse with her toe. "Hey, that was fun. Can we- oh f*ck, I didn't think I could actually kill anyone."

Thani leans down by a dead Blood Elf, inserts an infusion set into a vein in his arm, and fills up several vials of blood. "Hm. Even his blood sparkles."

Phase 2:

"You can't kill me! Who'd be left to wag their finger at you and say 'I told you so?'"

Enrage:

"It's technically aggravated assault now, b*tches!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Hm. After extensive research on several inter-racial subjects, I can conclude that a lack of morning tea often proves fatal. ...Ter was right!"

Thani chuckles. "I'm still waiting for the day someone realizes I'm not even the boss."


Death:

"Rez please."