Your character as a WoW boss

[hiddengecko]

Secondary thread necro!

Dark Anchorite Antia, scholar of magic and philosophy, and caster of brain lasers!

When clicked on:

"How may I help?"
"What?"
"You're enjoying this."
"Please just leave me alone."
"I could study your culture, but I'm worried I might be driven to genocide."

Aggro:

"There are only two ways this end; in both of them, you die."

When killing a player:

"I warned you."
"Have a nice death."
"That's gonna leave a mark."

Phase 2:

"Well, that was fun, but I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level."

Enrage:

"Well, now, you're pretty much f__ed, now, huh?"

Upon wiping a group:

"Was it good for you, too?"

Death:

"Damn it."
"I'll find you again. Somehow."

[ToxinDoctor]

Doctor W. Faminegrin - Royal Forsaken Apothecary

When clicked on:

"How may I be of service?"
"Perfection truly lies under rotting skin."
"Her Majesty is always watching."
"So much to do.. So many things to brew."
"I have just the treatment for you..."

Aggro:

"My diagnosis: Death!"
"For Sylvanaaas!"

When killing a player:

"Another subject for the slab!"
"I'll be sure to make use of you later..."
"Life! It's so frail..."

Phase 2:

"Come now, you're so close to being better! Just DIE! I'll take care of the rest."

Enrage:

"Feel the might of the blight!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Such a mess to clean up..."

Death:

"My passing does not...prevent...perfection!"

[Etmosril]

I admit, I'm a sucker for this game.

Lene Surus'ilamar, the paladin of a thousand secrets.

Spoiler:

When clicked on:

[Friendly] Lene bows. "Lene Surus'ilamar, at your service."

[Unfriendly]. Lene walks away without even looking at the player.

Aggro:

"HERETIC!" /smack

"Oh, come on!"

When killing a player:

Lene says something under her breath which is either a prayer or a swearword.

Phase 2:

"Let's just get this straight. You attacked me, not the other way around. And now you want me to give up and die?"

Enrage:

Lene grows a pair of wings, and goes silvery-white, almost translucent. And summarily kicks rear.


Upon wiping a group:

"I'm not praying for each of you individually. You all get one. Actually, come to think of it, I don't see why I should be praying for attempted murderers anyhow." She walks away.

Death:

Lene reaches out for something above her, straining to do so. "I see it-" Her eyes go dark.

Taiga Serynzheri, the (seemingly) gracious Death Knight.

Spoiler:

When clicked on:

[If male, not Blood Elven, or any combination thereof]. Taiga inspects the player. "Greetings. Do you require something?"

[If female and Blood Elven]. Taiga beams at the player. "Lovely day, isn't it? I think it just became better about five seconds ago."

Aggro:

Taiga unsheathes her swords and bows to the player, swords crossed.

When killing a player:

[If any race other than Blood Elven, or not female]. "My. That gives new meaning to 'not even trying'."

[If Blood Elven and female]. Taiga picks up the dead player and carries her off to a priest or paladin for rezzing.

Phase 2:

Taiga extends her hands, and silvery metal flows up them, solidifying into long, sharp talons carved with runes.

Enrage:

Taiga lets out a loud screech, not unlike that of a very, very pissed-off skeletal gryphon.

Upon wiping a group:

"Now, where was I.. Oh. Right in the middle of scheme three hundred eighty-two."

Taiga strolls by the corpses, looking down at them. "Such a waste of beauty.." Following this, she realizes the elf she's admiring is male and quickly looks away.

Death:

Taiga fights until she literally drops dead, a manic grin on her face.

[psyhcopig]

I think my Undead NecroKnight Kreaton would be best to use for this.

When clicked on:

"..."
"Why do you insist on bothering me?"

Aggro:

"Clamor to your precious life, for you shall be mine soon enough!"
"The Necromyst wants you!"

When killing a player:

"*Malicious Cackling*"
"Spread the myst!" *Corpse Explodes a player*
"Infection take you."

Phase 2:

"Bask in the glory of the one true life! UNLIFE!" *Noxious Necromyst gases fill the room.*

Enrage:

"Pestilence reign!"

Upon wiping a group:

"You will understand my way soon enough..."
"At my side, my side you will stay. Together our perfect world shall come."
*Resurrects Ghouls from the dead player bodies.*

Death:

"You won't get far!" *Dies in a field of noxious gas.*
"Unlife will live on... It will always live on. The living death is all around you."
"You think death will stop me?... Death claimed me once, look at what I have become. Death claim me twice..."

[RoffleWaffle]

Elijah Whittleman

Clicked on:
"What?"
"Is there something you need?"

Aggro:
"You are foolish!"

When killing a player:
"You were unwise..."
"To the dark beyond with you!"

Phase Two:
"Will you be the ones to free me...?"

Enrage:
Inhuman Roar

Upon Wiping a group:
"Almost... Almost..."
"A waste of precious life..."
"I wish I could go with you."

Upon Death:

"Finally... Free..."
"The curse is lifted."
"Fight Onwards."

[Beltharean]

When clicked on:

*Abels nods at you*

"What do you need?"

Aggro:

"Alright, Let's do this."
"Go on, then."

When killing a player:

"Fast falls the eventide..."

"Go, dwell in the house of the Light."

"Eternal rest, grant unto them, O Light,
And let perpetual light shine upon them."

Phase 2:

"May the dead rise from eternal slumber,
To serve the light once more."

Enrage:

"Nothing personal. It's just... Revenge."

Upon wiping a group:

"The hardest steel snaps first..."
"May you pass through the shadow of the valley of death,
Buried deep in the nether...
With the Light as your guide."

Death:

"O Light... I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace...
To confess my sins, do penance, and to amend my life."

"Amen."

"Dispel the shadow of my death... With the bright dawn of your life. Light guide you, champions..."

[Krilari]

Sareen

When clicked on:
“ ‘Ey dere mon, ‘ow chu doin?”
Sareen offers a Brofist
“ ‘Sup?”

Aggro:
“Oh c'mon! Ah wus workin' on sumting!”
“Squirrel mon, take care o'dem!”

When killing a player:
“Well, ah could use some mo' gold…”

Phase 2:
Three mechanical squirrels, one red, one blue, and the last silver, jump onto Sareen's shoulders. “Git ‘em, mons!”

Phase 3:
Sareen presses a button on her mechano-hog key. The roar of an engine coming to life is heard far off, soon after a mechano-hog comes by and Sareen hops on. “Play time be ovah!”

Enrage:
Sareen pulls out a large gun-like object and plugs it into her backpack. “Fun times.”

Upon wiping a group:
Sareen happily goes back to work and acts as if nothing happened.

Death:

Sareen coughs up a massive amount of blood. Her goggles are held dangling by the wires that connect to her eye socket. With the one hand she would probably have left, she takes out a red button from her pocket and presses it. Seconds later her pack explodes in a heaping ball of fire, probably taking out any living being in a five mile radius.

[Liamsi]

Thorgar Stonehammer

When clicked on:
"A'ye, what ye want from ol' Thorgar?"
Unfriendly: "Ya better watch yer steps, lad."

Aggro:
"Ya challangin' mighty Thorgar Stonehammer? Ya'll pay!"
"Y'all be dead soon!"

When killing a player:
"Haha, ain't this enough ye filthy sons o' swine"
"Ya got what ye deserved!"

Enrage:
"Ironguard never yield!"

Upon Death:
"Ya can kill me, lad! But Ironguard will survive!"
"My revenge... It will be taken."

[Jurkey]

When clicked on:
"Hey fella, what is it?"
"Any news?"

Aggro:

"Looks like you are a brave one..."
"Don't get too cocky!"

When killing a player:

"Not cocky anymore, now are you?"
"The sword of justice has no scabbard!"

Phase 2:

"Let's get to it!"

Enrage:

"Just give up, rats!"

Upon wiping a group:

"Not so pretty lying in that pool of blood?"
"Looks like you didn't know what I was capable of..."

Death:

"<laugh> My death will mean little, in the long run."
"This was a big mistake for you..."

[Judgernaut]

Forgot to place the name xD
Its
Drarry Longbottom!

When clicked on:
"Hallo!"
"What is it?"
"Chimeny crickets, dont you have anything better to do?!"
"Oy! You puss for brain substitute math teacher! Quit it!!!"
"#€%&/()/&%€#€€#%#%&€€?!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aggro:
"That is it!! You!... You... You maggot eating, yoghurt slinging, gravel for brain, fertilizer-face! Now you've done it! Im a kind, loving and caring little gnome and I hate to do this!! But when I'm through with you, you are going to be sorry that you were ever born! I'm going to punt you so bad that when you wake up, your clothes are going to be out of style!!!!"

When killing a player:
"You like that?! Huh?! Have some more! I got plenty to give!! HAhahaahAHAhahaaa!!"

Phase 2:
"Time for some Fel a'la gnome!"

Enrage:
"I try to treat everyone as a egual! I try to show the kidness in me! But you!! You've done it now! See this?! This is a sould crystal!! See? Now its gone... but you just wait what is coming now... *evil laughter*"

Upon wiping a group:
The House. -Always.- Wins.

Death:
"I just wanted to... *cough* play some cards and... *spits some blood* maybe have a few laughs along the way... *the very last breath he takes* You asshole."

[flammos200]

Arlyn Rylinnrae, the Terricute Templar.

Spoiler:

When clicked on:
[Friendly]: "Hey there. How's the Light treating you?"
[Neutral]: "Arlyn Rylinnrae, Blood Knight and Templar of the Shattered Sun Offensive, and Argent Cru-Dammit, I have too many titles. Just call me Arlyn."
[Unfriendly]: "You're lucky I can't strike you down, tainted one."

Aggro:

"Taint... It must be cleansed."
"Time to make Thaura and Matthew proud."
"Let the battle-song of the Naaru pave our path to victory!"

When killing a player:
"Another to the Light."
"Light rest your soul."
"Into the Nether, Taint!"

Phase 2:
"Together, despite being alone..." Arlyn murmurs. She smiles, in spite of her wounds. "I hear them. I hear their song. Do you hear them? They are calling."

Enrage:
Arlyn's skin, eyelashes, eyebrows, hair and nails turn into glowing gold, and from her shoulders ripple outwards velvet strands of golden Light, almost wing-like. Hell hath no fury like Divine Ascension.

Upon wiping a group:
"Slaying them all and letting the Light sort them out... A pity it had to come to this." Arlyn shakes her head. "But it was necessary." she raises a metallic ring to her ear, snapping it shut, a trickle of blood coming from the improvised piercing.

Death:
Arlyn drops to the ground, bleeding. She clutches at a small orb of frost tied with a cord to her right gauntlet. "A promise... is a promise-" her golden eyes lose their glow, and she expires.

Lyia Duskvenom, the Liar with a double life.

Spoiler:

When clicked on:
"Want some bubblegum?"
"Yup?"
"Not very smart are you?"
"Say, you don't happen to be lost, would you?"

Aggro:
"Oh, well."
"To fel with it."
Lyia starts humming something akin to the Ride of the Valkyries.

When killing a player:
Lyia stays slient, watching the player die, then moving on.

Phase two:
Lyia unsheathes the Elunite katana off her back. Seems she was only throwing knives around up till now. The blade gleams savagely, glinting green.

Enrage:
Lyia simply speeds at the nearest Player, hacking into him/her for an insanely high-damaging attack. If she is blocked or parried, she takes the damage instead.

Upon wiping a group:
"...Another massacre." Lyia looks up. "Courtesy of the Liar. Would this make you proud, mom?..."

Death:
Lyia falls to a kneel, bleeding profusely. She tears the mask off her face, staring at the sky, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Did I do good, mom?... Did I live well? Did I love well?... Did I make you proud-" her eyes close for their final time and she collapses onto her side.

[ToxinDoctor]

Taz'elo the Voodoo Dude

When clicked on:
"How'z ett?"
"'Ow ken ah help ye?"
"Ah hear da spirits...can you?"
"Don' be tricksy!"
"Look at meh, ah'm happeh!"

Aggro:
"Naw, screw dis! Ah'll show ye not to mess wit da voodoo! Or me too!"

When killing a player:
"Dropped like a fly!"
"Da serpent strikes!"
"Ye left meh no choice."

Phase 2:
"Toads an' slugs... dat's wut ah'm turnin' joo intah next!"

Enrage:
"Ye messin' wit da realleh big bad mojo now! Ah'm pissed!"

Upon wiping a group:
"Demn! Dat's alot o' trophies!".

Death:
"Eh, joo...won! How...'bout..dat." *collapses*

[Aphetoros]

When clicked on:
"I knew you would come."
"Come to challenge the Grin?"
"Come to challenge the Spirithoof?"
"Everything around you is alive, just listen."

Aggro:
"You come expecting an easy hunt? Let me show you what Azeroth does to those who hunt its children!"

When killing a player:
"Hunter has been hunted."
"That one was a fool."
"How was my totem?" (Only said if he kills with a melee strike with his totem weapon.)
"Hah-hahahah..."

Phase 2:
"You've hurt me a little; shame. I'll step back let Azeroth take care of you."
(Various waves of elemental swarms ensue, Crescenthorn shifts into ethereal form and is unattackable.)

Phase 3:
(Crescenthorn begins to fight, he must die for this phase to end. He reincarnates, healing himself to full.)
(Crescenthorn enrages, elemental waves still come forth. He has a water elemental healing him.)

Enrage:
"Enough of this foolishness. I'll kill you myself-- FEAR THE GRIN!"
(Crescenthorn casts bloodlust.)

Upon wiping a group:
"Azeroth's Will won't be defiled."
"The Lords have new sacrifices to dine on..."
"Fear the Grin."
"I didn't have to do this, you know."

Death:
"Fear...the Gr..."
He dies before he finishes speaking.

[Rosencrat]

Marianna Bisen
The villain that you have the sneaking suspicion you've seen before.

Spoiler:

When Clicked On:
“When will that fool return with my cello?”
“Let's see...is today Tuesday?”
"I need a good hat. Maybe something in red."

Aggro:
“Have you come here to grovel?”
“My will is law and my hair is beautiful!”
“Behold! I am the mighty Bisen!”

When Killing a Player:
“Today will go down as the day you lost a friend. For me? Today will be remembered as a Thursday.”
“With death, I spare you the Void. ”
“Trembling fool! Kneel before me!“
"Your friends shall join you in death soon enough."
“Of course!”

Unstable Affliction:
“Let us see what wins: Love of friends, or love of life!”
“There shall be no end to this nightmare!”
"I have shown you my face. Let me show you your insides.”
"Savor my power, for I shall savor your misery!"

Enrage:
“Fool!”
“I am Marianna Bisen!”
“Tremble!”
"Cry!"
"Run!"

Upon Wiping a Group:
“Where is your healer now? Seriously, where is she? You all look the same turned inside out."
"Impressive! Your reward for resistance shall be...Death!"
"My soul for the Legion!"
"Your soul for the Legion as well!"

Death:
“I shall be...Reborn. Bisen is...Eternal!"

[FlyingSquirrel]

Shivala post Dead-Shot

Spoiler:

Greetings
(If not Night Elf) Shivala merely looks in your direction, before her eyes continue on their journey.
(If Night Elf) Shivala: Sael'ah, brother/sister.
Shivala: Is there something you require?

Aggro
(If not Night Elf) Shivala: Mm, killing? Fun.
Shivala: Idiot....
(Night Elf) Shivala: Bah, this is saddening.

Killing
(Non Night Elf): Too bad I can't feel fun anymore. Still helping, though!
What did I say?
(Night Elf): That's depressing.
Fucking Druids, never knowing how to pick their fights.

Phase 2
(Non Night Elf): Oh, Elune, we have a group of <race> that can fight! What the fel is this?
(Night Elf): Mm, maybe the weaklings should go, too.
Silly, silly Druids.

Wiping
(Not Night Elf): Less for the Death toll.
(Night Elf): I thought we were supposed to be smart. Obviously, some mother was lacking.

Death
(Non Night Elf) By Elune, they did it? What the fel is wrong with this world?
(Night Elf) Great to know I'm not our only hope.