Your character as a WoW boss

[CappnRob]

Dammit Sol

How is Cristovao supposed to solo that?

>:CCC

*gets to updating his crap*

[c0rzilla]

Sigh, now I need to re-edit mine with actual spells and crap. Lame.

[WingedReaver]

Velrinna Sunglare

When clicked on:

"Yes..?"
"How may I help you?"

Aggro:

"For the eternal Sun!"
"For Quel'thalas!"

When killing a player:

"Our people will rise again."
"Your blood will restore my people."
"By the light of the Sun!"

Enrage:

"Enough! By the Light, I shall destroy you!"

Upon wiping a group:

"The homeland has been defended."
"The Light prevails."

Death:

"Father! I'm coming..."
"No, no...Quel'thalas...needs me!"
"They said that there would be light..."

[JVNemesis]

Now everyone goes back and writes a boss fight for their character.

Then we vote, and the winner is scripted into the new OOC area Brawler.

[WingedReaver]

Now everyone goes back and writes a boss fight for their character.

Then we vote, and the winner is scripted into the new OOC area Brawler.

YES. YES, I WANT THIS.

[mangaboy111]

Celleste Whitegale. Though I don't need to pretend cuz she is a baws. xD

When clicked on:

"Yo?"
"Wassup?"
"Hey, want some Blood Thistle?"
"Y'know I made this new gun, still waiting to test it out." Narrows her eyes at the player
"Do you get paid to be annoying?"

Aggro:

"My trigger finger is gettin' itchy.."
Looks around and notices the players.
"Hey nice targets Jacie! They're really life like!"

When killing a player:

"How much living essence did you use on the- Oh wait.."

Phase 2:

"Urgh you just don't quit do you?!"
Calls forth a SpecOps squad of goblins with guns and grenades!
"Get 'em boys!"

Enrage:

"No matter how hard you try... you can't stop us now!"

Upon wiping a group:

All together, with goblins.
"No no no NOTORIOUS!"
Goblins only
"C'mon... we are, we are"
All together
"NOTORIOUS!"
Goblins only
"She is, she is."
All together
"NOTORIOUS!"

Death:

"Wha- Nah, I must be dreamin'.. was fun though." Falls dead.

[Zenethen]

Leonard Bennard Bennin II

(As the end boss-mob of a dungeon where the players just happen to be evil guys)

When clicked on:

"Light be vis you in zese dark times."
"Velcome to my home. What tidings comes from ze front?"
"Ze Light is my master, unt I am its vepon."

Aggro:

"For ze Light!"
"Cassius' mistake vill not be repeated again!"
"If combat is all you can sink of."
"Vell, here goes nuhsing."

When killing a player:

"I am sorry, I..."
"Ze Light is merciful, embrace it in ze afterlife unt you shall find forgiveness!"
"Rest now, away from zis time of vor."

Phase 2:

"I am ze Light's vepon, you shall not defeat me so easily!"
"I have gone easy, but no more!" He spins in a fast circle with his polearm outstretched; a bladestorm.

Enrage:

"Ze Light's champions vill always be strong!"
"None of you dare to look me in ze eye and confess your crimes! I shall be your judge, zen!"

Upon wiping a group:

"May ze Light forgive your crimes in ze afterlife."
"Justice is received. Cassius' mistake vill not be repeated today."
"Your souls are but darkness. Let zem be redeemed, and become shining shadows as mine."

Death:

"I have... Fulfilled my purpose. Ze Light vill judge me now in its hallowed halls..."
"Mercy on you ven you pass..."
"Vell done... Farevell..."

[Holynexus]

Now everyone goes back and writes a boss fight for their character.

Then we vote, and the winner is scripted into the new OOC area Brawler.

YES. YES, I WANT THIS.

This

[solitary]

kelios Firestride

When clicked on:
"Oh, you lot again."
"Geez, more of you?"

Aggro:
"You seriously want a fight?
"You're so small, I can't even take you seriously."

When killing a player:
"Pffft, you should wear fire proof pants next time."
"Look, roasted player!"
"Shame, want me to turn down the heat?"

Enrage:
"Now I'v got a fire in my belly!"*proceeds to bath the raid in flames.*

Phase 2:
"Well, time to go on a killing spree."

When wiping a group:
"When will people learn not to play with fire."

Death:
"Well f**k me sideways, ya did it!"
"Next time, I'll actually throw a punch, sound fun?"

[Bingles]

Bingles

When clicked on:
"Welcome"
"Come here to touch Korque? He's recovering, but I'm available!"

Aggro:
"Stupid decision, tall one. Prepare for the wrath of Bingles!"
"Gnomercy!"

When killing a player:
"What a shame, dying to a small creature like me."
"Get off your gleuteus maximus, and fight the Bing-bing!"

Enrage:
"Urgh, that was the last straw! No more heads up!"

Phase 2:
"I'll give you a last chance... Here's the updated Super-Sized Cogthrower XV132.3 Prototype! Launch!"

When wiping a group:
"Cogspinner is a great machine, and your bodies will be great pet food for Korque's bear..."

Death:
"Koooorque! Get the Seaforium Chargess... Your deaths will never stop the Silvercog family!"
"I... I.."

[CappnRob]

Oh hey remember this thread?

Gantrithor
Adamantite Turtle Flavor

Clicked On:
"Greetings, brother/sister."
"Light keep us strong."
"Glory to the Alliance."
"Soon, the Legion will feel my blade."
"Don't you have something better to do?"
"What, you think you can treat me like an orc?!"
"My hooves are not for show."
"One. More. Poke. I Dare you."
*Cartoonish sound effect of a kick following by a loud DING!*

Aggro:
"Now you will know the strength of the Alliance! TO ARMS!"
"Naaru, give me strength to fell my foes! ON GUARD!"
Gantrithor uses Charge on the nearest party member, stunning them.

Rend:
"A weakness!"
"Right there!"
"Bleed!"

Mortal Strike:
"I'll cut you down, heathen!"
"Let's see them patch THIS up!"
"This WILL leave a mark!"

Overpower:
"On guard!"
"Parry!"
"Too slow!"

Sunder Armor:
"Shoddy craftsmanship!"
"Subpar work!"

Execute:
"Light have MERCY! For I have NONE!"
"To the grave with you, knave!"
"I'm through with your filth!"

Killing a Player:
"Amateurish display!"
"You're all talk and no show!"
"I've faced far worse than you before!"

HP Drops Below 30%:
Gantrithor snarls, and throws off his helmet! He gains Enraged Regeneration for the rest of the fight!

Enrage:
Gantrithor bellows, stunning all nearby players with a Piercing Howl! He then uses Whirlwind every 3 seconds, and his physical damage is increased substantially.

Wipe:
"You never stood a chance... against a master of arms such as I."
"Another victory for the Alliance, and the Light!"

Death:
Gantrithor falls over, his sword shattering. He heaves heavily and tries to push himself up.
"Gyah...! I never expected... to lose like this..."
Gantrithor's arm falls lifelessly onto the ground.


Spirit Champion Flavor

Clicked On:
"How can I help you, friend?"
"The spirits have shown me the error of my ways."
"I'll never forget the fallen. Ever."
"Look, just because I'm enlightened, doesn't mean you can bother me."
"Don't touch my hat."
"You want to throw down, small fry?"
"I said NOT MY HAT!"

Aggro:
Gantrithor draws his sword and holds it up high! The elemental forces surge through his body!
"Earth, fire, water, wind, guide my blade to justice!"
Gantrithor uses Charge on the nearest target, because some habits die hard.

Whirlwind:
"Let the winds guide my strokes!"
"Too slow, all of you!"
"I'm a hurricane of steel!"

Thunderclap:
"The spirits give me MIGHT!"
"Earth, hear my CALL!"
"Tremble, cowards!"

Cleave:
"I'll take you ALL on!"
"Numbers are no substitute for skill!"
"Even in droves, you're all too weak!"

Rend:
"Your form is poor!"
"This is going to hurt!"
"You're weak!"

Overpower:
"On guard!"
"Sad display!"
"Try again!"

Killing a Player:
"You brought this upon yourself!"
"In over your head!"
"Stay down if you know what's good for you."

Enrage:
Gantrithor uses Bladestorm!
"I grow tired of your games!"

Wipe:
"Look what you've done to yourselves."
"The spirits have judged and punished you."

Death:
Gantrithor stumbles back, his sword falling by his side.
"Urgh! Is this my...?"
Gantrithor looks at a blood-covered hand and falls to the ground.
"The spirits are through with me, then...
Gantrithor's hat can be looted and gives a quest to give it to either Orvisha, Castor, or Voragh.